YOU JERK! Why did you murder my cute little pug Zeppelin? >:U Oh god why?! I worked so hard to train him to be sweet and you killed it all away! Zeppelin was my best friend! Why?! Just why?! Do you know how long it will take to clean up all the blood and guts strewn about in my house you disgusting slime?!
Sweetie, that "infatuated damsel" happens to be my daughter and if you try to hurt me then my husband can sue you for that and we don't want lawsuits now don't we? Now to show that you are a good lady it will be great if you gave an apology to my daughter for what you said to her. Remember words hurt.
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