They call me Five

They call me Five

Myspace me, fer sure

off-brand clothes

Cary's Guitar
Soot Face Explode
Violet T-Rex
 

"It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair. You thought we could be decent men in an indecent world. You thought we could lead by example. You thought the rules could bend but not break... you were wrong. The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."

this is me

Hi.

I'm Five.

Also Jesse.

I am genetically predisposed to alcoholism, delicate work, genocide, and having high standards.

Mostly the odd numbered ones out of the above list.

I get the genocide from being half Dutch.

Dutch=Viking, by the way (Which is awesome).

I play a lot of musical instruments, like, "bass n' drums n' guitar" a lot.

But mostly bass.

I dislike every Final Fantasy above 8.

I'm not single.

I'm apparently very attractive to older women.

I'm probably the most passive-aggressive person you will ever meet.

I'm a food lover.

I'm a Katy Perry fan.

I swear, a lot.

I'm taller than the average adult.

I love sarcasm.

I often question life.

I follow no specific religion, but if asked I will reply with pastafarian.

I laugh at scientology.

I like bands you haven't heard of.

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I roll on d20s 12/20/2009 4:23 pm
I roll on d20s

no s**t.

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 9:08 pm
Giraffe Abortions

Mmk.
<33333333
You too.

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 9:06 pm
Giraffe Abortions

haha. yeah. d:
And I'm gunna get to bed.
<3333

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 9:03 pm
Giraffe Abortions

Haha. Maybee. d:
And can't. My camera thing is broke.

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 9:01 pm
Giraffe Abortions

Ehh. Couldn't make my life any more worse then it is now. d:

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 8:58 pm
Giraffe Abortions

You say you're cold. So. it's more logical to get warmer.

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 8:52 pm
Giraffe Abortions

You might want to come over and fix that then.

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 8:46 pm
Giraffe Abortions

Lol. Nicee. ;]

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 8:40 pm
Giraffe Abortions

Good.
It's like. 150 degrees in my room though.
You?

Giraffe Abortions 12/18/2009 8:38 pm
Giraffe Abortions

Oh. Hey. [:

the place were i put my face

Unamused Five is unamused.
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~Leave the bourbon on the shelf, and I'll drink it by myself.
And I love you endlessly, darling don't you see,
that i'm not satisfied, untill I hold you tight~


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