I'm not interested in joining your guild. I am busy IRL. I have a girlfriend, am looking for a joerb, have a small social life, play DnD over a forum and participate in other forums. If I join your guild and don't leave a message, don't ban me. I would prefer that I find YOUR guild rather than YOU find ME and ask me to join.

Since you Gaians do not know how to deal with trolls properly, let Aunty Meggan endarken you.

Step One: Once you have found the troll, the first thing you should do is report them. Not reply to them, report the ********.
Step Two: You will be brought to a Report Form screen. Choose the reason as to why you are reporting the topic/post/meatbag. Fill out the comments in a literate way. Take your time, no one is going to simu-post you. In fact, the more people that report a thread/post/liquidous fleshsack, the better.
Step the Third: Move on. Do not post "reported" or continue to trawl the thread. Posting in a troll thread feeds the troll, encouraging the troll to continue its ways.
(Optional) Step 4: If you find that someone has posted in a troll thread, send them a PM telling them the proper way to deal with trolls.

There, that wasn't so hard, was it?

"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
Darth Plagueis

"Two there shall be, No more, No less.
One to embody the power, the other to crave it."
Darth Bane

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

(Mira: Would you please shut him down? He's been like that ever since he arrived. 'Here's how to kill this, here's how to kill that...')"Correction: Assassination theory and the execution of said theories is my primary function. I also possess excellent hearing."

(on killing Jedi) "Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets, and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."

(HK-47 calls Revan a meatbag) "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..."

Revan: "Why would you be better than an armored battle droid?"

HK-47: "Disclosure: Finesse. Battle droids hold battlefields. I am capable of eliminating a very... specific type of target."

Revan: "You are beginning to sound like an assassin."

(the Jedi Exile has just installed an HK Protocol Pacifist Package) "Answer: Assassination protocols? As in the premeditated killing of another for personal or economic gain? Surely master is joking with his humble, peace-loving droid. I exist only to serve and learn how to serve meatbags."

* (the Jedi Exile has just installed a Pacifist Package) "Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."

(the Jedi Exile has just removed the Pacifist Package)"That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant. Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine. Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"

(to the Exile) "Answer: Oh, that is impossible, master. If I were out to kill you we would not be speaking."

"There is a faction of meatbags called the Sith. They want what any rational meatbag would want - the power to assassinate anyone they choose at any time."

* "Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days."

* "You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."

* "Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

"Statement: Just a simple droid, here, ma'am. Nothing to see. Move along."

"Your pupil once asked me what I thought of him and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed, but you thought the reference was humorous. You programmed me to continue using that reference. It drove your pupil to extreme lengths of frustration." (To Revan regarding Darth Malak)

"As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"

"You are a very harsh master, master. I like you."

"I therefore make no claim to that designation, prospective buyer. I am a law-abiding droid. Yes, indeed, law-abiding, that's me!"

[The previous 19 quotes are HK-47]

"When you understand a species' art, you understand that species"
Grand Admiral Thrawn