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Peridot_Horntail

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Last Login: 08/02/2009 4:31 pm

Gender: Female

Location: Depending on my mood, search the web for a Superjail! and Harry Potter addicted nutcase typically ra

Birthday: 08/13/1992

Occupation: Authorette, Artist, and Criminally Insane Headbanger

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Favorite Movies/Anime

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Superjail Cartoons Comedy Classics English

Favorite Reads

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Alternative Classic Rock Soundtrack

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Reading Drawing Writing Robotics Websurfing

What I'm wearing- highly suspect to change within the hour...

Contact

Universe-consuming Wish List...

A Very Long Backstory...

http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_isblue.jpg

http://kofk.de/HTPerdotHorntail.jpg

Oh yeah...feed little Harrykins when I'm not here, M'kay?

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." -Anonymous

"I set the wheels of justice in motion, and to the untrained eye, they're spinning wildly in a state of disarray! Yet they are in control...my controlled chaos." -The Warden of Superjail!

Name: Gabrielle (call me Froggy or Peridot, or even 713, I prefer to keep Gabrielle among my close friends)

Sex: Technically female. I say technically because I do not like being associated with the typical gender stereotypes. I believe the formal term for that is 'asexual' but I also believe that the more informal term would be 'that person's insane.'

Age: 16!

Only two more years before they let me see all on DevArt.

Penname: Peridot_Horntail, I write under. Froggy, I draw under. 713 is my poet title.

Likes: BOOKS! Superjail! to the point where the show creators are taking Jhonen's GOD pedestal, Harry Potter, fluffy romance, (not sappy, fluffy. There's a difference. Sappy is so sweet it makes you gag. Fluffy is sweet enough to make you go awwww...I'm a hopeless romantic in that case.) frogs, dragons, penguins, cats, fantasy, humor, movies, slushies/Slurpees (to the point where it's creepy and illegal in four states), the Internet, animals not mentioned above, Harry Potter, certain animes, Pokemon (BUT NOT DIAMOND/PEARL/PLATINUM!! Except Gallade, Garchomp, and Shinx. They're cool.), Harry Potter, anything by Jhonen Vasquez, just about anything done with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, water, the colors green and blue, fire, nature. I like any kind of depressingly dark or sad music, or funny. I have a thing for classic rock/alternative/romantic. I also like musicals. And did I mention Harry Potter?

(And maybe the occasional lemon story...if you say you don't like lemons, you're a terrible liar.)

Dislikes: The color pink, being cold, stupid people, mosquitoes and deerflies, certain Harry Potter pairings, and incest and *****. And by *****, I mean REAL *****, not that whole 14 and 25 thing...that's not *****, that's called you're a horny teenager.

I'm also kinda starting to hate TV. Mostly because it's so stupid now.

Friends: Nova, aka Nini, who is learning French and is incredibly entertaining. Rebecca, aka Squee/Squeek/Greed, who has corrupted my mind beyond repair and I love her for it, and several people I've met over the years who have not bribed me enough to mention them here.

Some Quotes:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Pencils/Pens off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gotten a new keyboard)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~ Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic..." ~ Anonymous

"Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" ~ Anonymous

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."- G.K. Chesterton

Poets have been mysteriously silent of the subject of cheese. ~G.K. Chesterton

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage from Mythbusters

"If you're weak of heart and loose of bowel, now would be the time to leave the room, people, or be courteous enough to don your rubber pants." - Jhonen C. Vasquez

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. ~Mark Twain

"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear and forgetting where you heard it." ~ DevArt.

"Ho-lla-back girl: Noun. I have no idea what it means, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do with bananas." ~ Unknown

"How could I lose to such an idiot?!" ~ a shout from Chessmaster Aaron Nimzach

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing." ~ Redd Foxx

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Unknown

"'Hello.' He lied." ~ Don Carpenter

"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young." ~ Jim Scamuels

"Go away. I'm alright." ~ last words of H.G. Wells

"Shut up. He explained." ~ Ring Larder

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~Mark Twain

"I know the answer! The answer lies in the heart of all mankind. The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." ~ Charles Schulz

"Boy, the things I do for England..." ~ Prince Charles when eating snake meat

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." ~ Voltaire (The French author, not the band.)

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." ~ Doris Egan

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~ Edgar Allen Poe

"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind." ~ Aristotle

"Virtue is its own punishment." ~ Aneurin Bevan

"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink." ~ George Orwell

"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both." ~ John Andrew Holmes

"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age." ~ William Feather

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything." ~ Frank Dane

"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it." ~ Pierre Gallois.

"Deeper meaning resides in the fairy tales told to me in my childhood than in any truth that is taught in life." ~ Friedrich Schiller

"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion. " ~ Arthur C. Clarke

"Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there." ~ Scott Adams

"I have not failed. I've simply found 10,000 ways that don't work." ~ Thomas Edison

"I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, 'Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.'" ~ Demetri Martin

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." ~ Terry Pratchett

"There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.'" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true." ~ Bertrand Russell

"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." ~ Edward R. Murrow

"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee." ~ Tellis Frank

"Go to hell." "Will you fly me there?" ~ exchange between Trevor Goodchild and Aeon Flux in Episode: Isthmus Crypticus.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ~ Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Unknown

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? ~ Unknown

"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear and forgetting where you heard it." ~ DevArt.

WHEN DRUNK:

"It's ibuprofen, Paula."

"What's that?"

"It's an anti-inflammatory"

"...BUT I WASN'T FLAMING?!"

-DevArt, stolen from pokiedoesdisco's signature.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me...so chain me up and whip me out to show me that you like me!" -found that one on DeviantArt.

"Man, even soulless corporations are telling the RIAA to shut their goddamn mouths. I'm betting soon Satan himself will burst through the RIAA president's floor and say, 'Cease, minion. My Avril Lavigne
songs are not to be trifled with.'" ~ from Wraith2041 on zomgHi2u.com

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost

Squeek: "ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE?!"
Me: "YES!"

New info:

Names of my babies! Read if you wanna know who I'm babbling about when I mention them.

Gwee Dragon: Dratini
Langer Dragon: Lance
Western Zodiac Pisces Fishes: Castor and Pollux (irony, huh? XD)
Summoning Tome Owlet: Otulissa
Summoning Tome Raven: Vincent
Summoning Tome Light Dragon: Gildas
Summoning Tome Dark Dragon: Shadowfang
Tuga Narwhal Plush: Sedna
Toothy Landshark: Nibbler
Water Meat: Eeyore
Orindae: Keroro
Pantheracorax Agate: Keshup aka Keshy
Sentry Security Sunukkuhkau (Who came up with THAT name?!): Murukan
DanDiiDooDad Spore: Pistil
Corallus Egg: Morfin
G-BOT: AUTO
Kaya the Cat: Sarabi
Four Horsemen Plague/Pestilence: Ebola
Four Horsemen War: Borlath
Four Horsemen Famine: Haiti
Four Horsemen Death: Rincewind

(Don't question my naming methods. Really, just don't.)

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Madralyn 08/12/2009 9:11 pm: Happy Birthday!
The Pirate Soldier 05/24/2009 3:46 pm: Sporks.... Yeeeeeess... *rubs hands together* Serrated, and sharp at the same time...
The Pirate Soldier 05/24/2009 3:02 pm: You could always capture one of the mods and tie them up... And force them to tell you what it would turn into or else you gag them with a spoon? = w =
The Pirate Soldier 05/24/2009 2:21 pm: we must be patient =3=
The Pirate Soldier 05/24/2009 1:27 pm: There's always circuspunk which is like a combination of the two...
The Pirate Soldier 05/23/2009 10:01 pm: People are still wondering what it's gonna turn in to~
The Pirate Soldier 05/23/2009 6:40 pm: I spent about 15 K on a prom outfit. ;w;
But it's a fantasy prom outfit so.

Heh... For a while I just had like 150 of miscellaneous income that I somehow accumulated, and I didn't know what to do with it all until I saved up for reve rouille. <3
The Pirate Soldier 05/23/2009 6:31 pm: WHOAH.
o_o

Ok. .w. *scratches head*
The Pirate Soldier 05/23/2009 6:10 pm: Ah. .//.;

I would buy you something just because, but I'm stone broke... D8
I love giving people gifts.
heart heart
The Pirate Soldier 05/23/2009 5:58 pm: Hah-hah. <3 I like it. A whole lot.
If I may make one suggestion though, you should change the weapon and the shoes to something more medieval-like. And maybe the hair. .w.;;;