"We all know there's no Hitler and no Holocaust, no winter and no Santa Claus."

I guess I should put something here and stop being such a hermit.

I probably don't like you, but don't take it personally.
I hate pretty much everyone.
That's subject to change, though, if you like.

I draw, and I think I'm fairly decent.
I guess I'll let you be the judge of that.
I might draw you, but you'll probably have to badger me for months to see anything.
That's the only thing I won't get mad at you for because it's my own damn fault.
I'll even let you name your price, I'm not picky.

I'm probably going to end up bus hopping all over the U.S.
instead of getting a real job and having a real life.