What You Don't Really Need to Know
Hello, all. My name, as you can see, is King-Of-Toast. Yeah, you get nothing else. I'm nothing particularly special, just your average rp'er. Well, I'm not a n00b, so maybe that makes me your
not average rp-er. Of course, now that I say that, I must amend it yet again. You see, whoever you are, I am not
your anything. My delightful and arousing occupation is Talith's b***h. Just look at my Friends list, whatever I labeled it, and you can see my yummy lover.

We have some pretty great times, and, when I say great, I mean... well, that's not really PG-13, so I probably shouldn't say it. I guess I'll have to settle with a euphenism. That's allowed, right? Eh, ******** that. We have some ********
good times. And Talith is H-O-T,
Hotter than Hell!I'd say more, but I don't think the filter would catch all that... Well, I guess that's all you need to know and didn't want to know. I like to RP, listen to music (just about anything but country and rap, if you must ask. Can't have crap without rap, biatches!)
Hmm... What else is there? Well, lessee... Oh, I bought such a cute mini skirt! Talith loves it, but it's not the pattern he's into, if you know what I mean.

Well, that's about it. My booty is called. Ta-ta!
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Thnx fur buyin =3
Indeed. XD
Lurve you too, darling
Lurve you!
Just stopping by randomly to say I <3 you!
Teehee. You're cute when you pout.
It had better hurry, this year is kiiiiilling me. XD
Of course, I'm the smexiest gay boy on gaia. XP Other than you, of course. <3
XD Yes, it really does. Go deeppink. <3
Awwww, you know I would if I could. But I don't have my car here. T.T Next weekend though, I swear. <3 And just forget the skirt. XP
Bwahahaha, victory is mine! Again... XP
Hahaha, whoops, sorry. I'm a rather conflicting person. Um, it's up to you. I've got that appointment tonight. But you can come over, obviously, my mom'll let you in, if she's even here, or I can just leave the door unlocked. Oh, or I could just come get you afterwards. Whatever you want. XD Just let me know.
*countertackleglomp*
Ha! Ahem, I'm totally mature.
Anyway. Yeah, it was long, but everything about me is, you should know that by now, hun. XP
As for visiting, I think like... ten minutes ago you should have been here, soooo, find a way, bwahahaha. <.< >.> And I'm sure you miss my rivetting, charming conversation more than anything else, right love? XP
You forgot super fabulous shizz.
And green is better, yes, I can seeeee again! XP I'll call you as soon as I get out of the shower and escape the devil woman trying to guess at what's going on in my head. <.< >.> She has to clean out the spiderwebs first, I'd imagine.
Love ya! <3
I thought you'd never ask. wink *censored*