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(Jigen- ruM Monkey)


Yo!
They call me Cheeto (unless they dated me, then I'm Cait, I have no idea why that is)
I am eighteen years of age! Woo! I'm legal! I can buy stuff off the TV now!
I’ve been a member of Gaia since I was about 14 years old. That makes me two things: a loser and an idiot. Seriously, I should stop failing so hard and get a legitimate life.
I spent 3 months in China for no good reason what so ever. While I was over there I taught English under Eton schools. The only Chinese I know is, 'yes, no, how much? And, I HATE YOU.'

I plan to someday marry the internet, if not, then Miyavi-sama. The only time you'll see me sink to a fan-girl low is when Miyavi is the topic at hand.
Also, I love Janis Joplin. She's a babe and a passionate singer. I’ll just say it right now: I'd go gay for her if she was still alive today.
I love the band 'The City Drive' because they are good, but more importantly, because the lead singer played 'Merton J. Dingle' in Fox Family's 'Big Wolf on Campus' kid's show. I'll personally bang you until you're bleeding if you still remember that show. Merton single handedly defined all the traits I find sexually attractive in a person.
For those who know the inside joke-
"MERTON, BONE ME!"
"What?!" &
"If they're this tall, just kick em!"



I love to role-play and hope to seek a career in either writing or teaching. Teaching will take me to Japan. Although, if I stay in the state I would like to move back to my home state of PA. Oh, if you like to do a private RP then pm me. I’m seriously up for anything.

I have an interest in the paranormal. I’m a total geek for it. If you know any sites that have good footage or something of sort, please send it to me =D


THANKS TO DUSTIN I AM NOW LUPIN THE THIRD. WORSHIP MY SUGAR DADDY.


Quote from me:
Cheeto: So my mom jsut gave me sleeping pills
Comrade Eek: don't eatit yeeeeet
Cheeto: and in the pill
Cheeto: is crushed, very fine, roots and clovers
Cheeto: and I'm just pictureing myself
Cheeto: breaking them open
Cheeto: and snorting them
Comrade Eek: hahahaha
Comrade Eek: you know
Comrade Eek: I think I'm going to have to test that
Comrade Eek: snorting sleeping pills
Comrade Eek: I'll test it tonight
Comrade Eek: see if it works better
-May 11

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Shattered.Moon

10/06/2008 1:21 pm

Shattered.Moon

lmao Goemon doing the Carameldanssen.

Nice

XD
lovelylittleninja

07/24/2008 9:35 am

lovelylittleninja

holy f***ing crap cheeto i love your video on here XDD
Nikanu

05/07/2008 5:58 pm

Nikanu

OMIGOSH,

Big Wulf on Campus...

i could never remember the name of that show.

Thank You.

i can die in piece now.<3

i useda stay up late when i was little (not THAT little) to watch it even tho i wasn't aloud xD

Your ******** AWSOME ;D
Autumn_breeze

04/14/2008 10:18 am

Autumn_breeze

Oh, thank you. I would have never noticed otherwise.

fix'd now.
Dark_fox5388

04/12/2008 12:20 am

Dark_fox5388

damn my grammar to hell

Dark_fox5388

04/12/2008 12:17 am

Dark_fox5388

sigh there no video....it gone

Seraph-Martyr

04/02/2008 9:18 am

Seraph-Martyr

Well then I'll let you know when I call tomorrrow.
Seraph-Martyr

04/01/2008 7:20 pm

Seraph-Martyr

Wow you got that rather quickly. Did you have to look up the lyrics or did you just know them?



And I can explain it sometime later.
D r i f f i l i m

02/29/2008 12:58 pm

D r i f f i l i m

Yay for lupin : D
Shattered.Moon

02/12/2008 6:21 am

Shattered.Moon

IJFAEUIiuhoudhfirhtor



PORNCAKES!!

xD



Pancakes...with an unusually high sex drive!

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