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[]Haiku Horrorscopes[]Jonathan Ball, Registered Fraud
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
You need to mix things
Up - try eating lichen and
Having sex with bats
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Give up the dating
Scene and start reproducing
Asexually
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20)
Your newfound love of
Viking metal will curry
Favour with great Thor
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22)
Make a positive
Difference in someone's life
By not meeting them
Leo
(July 23 - Aug. 22)
Relationships must
Start out right - be honest and
Admit the murders
Virgo
(Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Your car will sell for
More if you can get the flux
Capacitor fixed
Libra
(Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Learn to sort the wheat
From the chaff if you want to
Be a wheat farmer
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Michael Jackson's death
Holds special meaning for you
His boldest stalker
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Mars has entered the
House of Sagittarius
So call the police
Capricorn
(Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
You'll get beat up by
Daniel Radcliffe this week - do
Not tell anyone
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 )
The dog next door won't
Stop barking, and the stars will
Take it out on you
Pisces
(Feb. 19 - March 20)
It turns out Pisces
Isn't a real sign but some
Prank the stars have pulled
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