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RyanJakobi

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Last Login: 11/28/2009 6:15 am

Registered: 05/29/2004

Birthday: 12/31

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Lanzer's Pikachu
2004-2009

CAUTION!!!
Have you received a random comment on your profile page from this person? It may have been because of three major reasons:

1. You have an overtly sexy avatar.
2. You have been quite witty and forthcoming in some thread this person inadvertently read.
3. You had commented in a profile of a person who fit the two above categories.

If this unnerves you, DO NOT BE UPSET! Just comment back, share the love, and thank the good Gaia Gods you get a little gold for commenting on profiles. Also, relax, have a banana or tangerine, and be thankful people notice you. And not in that creepy way either.

"Name": Ryan Jakobi
Real Name and Age: NEED TO KNOW BASIS
Birthplace: NAS Yokosuka, Japan
Homebase: Hampton Roads, VA
Occupation: Horse rancher / Intellectual

Current Project: Nekocon New York cousin's wedding. I'll miss out on a con, but at least I get to wear a suit and rub up against elitist blue bloods. Maybe I should bring some pictures.

GAIAVERSE PRIORITIES:

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
As of 9:30 AM EST of this day of October 27th, 2009, I have given up all inquiries and searchings for the Pikachu plushie given to Lanzer at Otakon 2004 (Hereafter known as "Lanzer's Pikachu"). This is due to a combination of a stonewalling by Gaia Staff on the issue of plushie security at the Gaia HQ and disturbing allegations of consumption and abduction by rugrats.

A private memorial service is planned in early November. Lanzer's Pikachu is survived by his big brother Vendettachu and second cousin Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon. Condolences and well-wishes may be taken in form of profile comments.

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DC-Chan 11/26/2009 12:01 pm: Smoking sexy? I am not smoking. Did you know that that is bad for your health? eek

I like your duck costume. heart
Rayinte 11/24/2009 6:05 pm: they're still full of tentacley tentacularness, if that's what you're asking. If not, I'm not sure what you're asking. sweatdrop
Amethyst the Bat 11/24/2009 3:58 pm: Lmao, wut? xD
The Virgin Marty Gray 11/24/2009 2:17 pm: HA! Nemesis, I have now taken the form of your WORST HIDDEN CRUSH! BASK, I implore you! BAAAAASK!
BaoFeng 11/24/2009 7:13 am: Thanks for buying ;3
DC-Chan 11/24/2009 3:17 am: YOU KNOW WHAT IS A TOS VIOLATION???

You smoking and polluting my virtual air! D:<
xReikax 11/19/2009 6:04 am: -just noticed you've commented all my friends-
WHO ARE YOU?! O_O?
The wandering mind... 11/19/2009 4:04 am: gonk Hey! That's my arm!
Dazaii 11/18/2009 9:39 pm: I just put that there as a space filler.
It means nothing =/
Miss Kiiro 11/18/2009 9:39 pm: No. You may not.