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Coming soon.Till it's done,I shall distract you with a joke.

So there's a guy and a girl sitting next to eachother on a plane.He was bored and tried to talk to her.
"Hey there"
"Hi" she replied,pausing from reading her book.
"Anything you want to talk about? Time passes when you;re carying a conversation"
The girl sighed and closed he book.
"What do you want to talk about?"
"How about nuclear power?" he said,trying to sound smart.
The girl raised an eyebow.
"Sure...but may I ask you a question first?"
"Uh,okay.."
"Cows,deer,and horses all eat the same stuff,yet cows poop steamy pats,deer poop small pellets,and horses poop big greenish,grass-textured clumps.Why is that?"
"...Uh...I don't know O.o"
"Really? How are you qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?!"


Lol.I'm so witty :B

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Sashakrispies

11/18/2009 4:02 pm

Sashakrispies

Eyyy Veri. Just saying hi since I hadn't talked to you in AGES. :]] <3
squishy12cute

10/29/2009 3:48 pm

squishy12cute

can u plz help me with my dream avi plz?
look my pro lol
Am_I_God

10/29/2009 11:37 am

Am_I_God

Thanks for the donation heart
Silver Midnight Tears

10/20/2009 3:02 am

Silver Midnight Tears

Thought you'd like this Veri-Beri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emnRXP_MJbY&feature=fvhr
II HEARTCHU II

10/11/2009 5:54 pm

II HEARTCHU II

Thankyou for Buying ^_^
WindSweptChan

10/02/2009 6:28 pm

WindSweptChan

Sweet, Veridiann's on Gaia!
Silver Midnight Tears

09/27/2009 8:19 am

Silver Midnight Tears

'ello there Veri
FullmetalGorillaz

09/13/2009 2:19 pm

FullmetalGorillaz

Why hello Veri! =D
Insisionz

08/31/2009 12:49 pm

Insisionz

Oh, cool, it's VeriBear!

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Sashakrispies

07/06/2009 12:20 am

Sashakrispies

Hiiiiiiiii Veri
Your avatar is so adorable.

Hah, the captcha says Vietnam forcing

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Ever fogged up a mirror with your breath?
Yeah...
Don't do that.