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Ummm... not much to say about me. I'm a writer and an artist. Someday, I might even be an author and an established artist. I like kittens. I'm ungodly fond of chocolate, the darker the better. Aaaaaaaaaand that's all I can think of at the moment.

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The Journal... of DOOM.

I have no idea what I'll write in here. It'll probably just be a bunch of random, unconnected junk. Story scraps and such. Ahh well. I figured I might as well make a journal, since I'm bored.


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The Parasite
neodapanther

10/16/2009 10:40 pm

neodapanther

Do you frequent any writing forums these days m'dear?
neodapanther

06/11/2009 8:31 am

neodapanther

I haven't either, there's soooo many... it's called Cape of Oneiros.
neodapanther

06/10/2009 12:11 pm

neodapanther

You need profile comments. And too look at my new purple avatar. ^_^
Jasper Riddle

10/15/2008 12:03 pm

Jasper Riddle

Love that smile-scar combo.

Great avi all around, actually.
Jasper Riddle

09/27/2008 10:59 am

Jasper Riddle

Have we been ex-Sanguine-ated?
The Parasite

07/17/2008 10:26 am

The Parasite

You're welcome. ^_^
The Parasite

07/15/2008 11:37 pm

The Parasite

Once there was a man... er I mean woman... not it was a cookie, and this cookie but it had a lot of heart... scratch that it was spirited... wrong it had chocolate chips in it.

One day while it was biking... wait, can cookies do that?... walking... that either?.... rolling, it rolled over a pedestrian... wait more furry... cat... wait too furry... raisin.

This made the sweet cookie sweeter... wait it wasn't cooked?... fatter... um... bitter? yeah bitter! and the cookie fell to pieces.

The end.
The Parasite

05/12/2008 10:47 pm

The Parasite

Excuse me but the blubber of a giant whale seems to be suffocating me. If you could would you get a vacuum?
The Parasite

02/02/2008 7:41 pm

The Parasite

Two guys were in a boat, a lot of things happened that will never be repeated through words. But basically they all grew a lot inside.

They ended up having a lot of fun in it though.

Despite the severe hunger, thirst, the bugs in the air, the constant bird poop, the burning sun, the freezing water and the scathing wind.

Oh did I mention only one man came out of the boat?

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