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So I learned that my personality is mainly gothic. I guess it's true. I mean its better than emo, right? I hate a lot of things, as opposed to saying things hate me.
Optic Blast!
F i R s T _ T H i N g S_F i R s T
[NAME]: For now just call me ___________
[L0CATi0N]: O-o
[BiRTHDAY]: October 7
[MiDDLE NAME]: o_O
[AGE]:16
[HAiR C0L0R]: Dark brown
[EYE C0L0R]: Dark brown
[ETHNiCiTY]: The hell if I know. Mostly Hispanic. Some Arabic is thrown in there and native american. I dunno us 'mexicans' have it crazezy. But we are le future of America because we actually work xD and that's not counting me. Im pretty lazy
Y 0 u R_a L L_ T i M e_F A v 0 R i T e
[C0L0R]: BLACK
[S0NG]: Toxicity- System of a Down
[ANiMAL]: Tiger
[TV SHOW]: Differnt things
[M0ViE]: Hmm...
[GAME]: Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Guitar Hero III
[SP0RT]: Meh...
[B00K]: I dunno. I like Edgar Allen Poe
[F00D]: Not much of a picky eater....or a eater at that.
[SNACK]: Definately Cheesecake.
[DRiNK]: Pepsi
[CART00N]: I used to love cartoons!.... Then I turned 7.
[ST0RE]: Whatever's got a sale.
[WEB SiTE]: Gaia obviously.
[CANDY]: I dunno
[ARTiST]: System of a Down... wait music artist or what?!?
[CAR]: as long as it works I'm kewl w/ anything.
[S.U.V]:WHAAAAA? U saying that cuz I'm mexican?!
A r E_ Y 0 u..
[UNDERSTANDiNG]: Yup
[NiCE]: Yup
[ATRACTiVE]: Depends on what you like.
[ATHLETiC]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah...... oh you're serious.
[CARiNG]: Positively
[ANN0YiNG]: I got my moments.
[SPOiLED]: O-O ...... *snicker* .... You is one hilarious person.
[PiCKY]: Nah
[HiGH MANTiNENCE]: what?!?!
[TRUST W0RTHY]: extremely
[SMART]: In my own twisted way.
[DUMB]: only on purpose
C A n_Y 0 u..
[DRAW]: If I put effort then yes.
[SiNG WELL]: I dunno
[DANCE]: No
[BRAiD]: Uh...as in hair braid? I dunno
[SPEAK AN0THER LANGUAGE]: Spanish.
D 0_ Y 0 u..
[BELiEVE iN G0D]: Yup
[LiE AL0T]: Depends on the situation
[TALK AL0T]: When I have things to say.
[SH0WER DAiLY]: yes
[CLEAN Y0UR R00M]: ......
H a V e_ Y 0 u_ E v E r..
[DRANK]: No
[SM0KED]: No
[LiED]: I think everyone does.
[TALKED CRAP]: yeah
[ST0LED]: no
[CHEATED]: what is in realtionship-wise? no
[KiSSED Y0UR FRiENDS B0YFRiEND/GiRLFRiEND]: no
[F0UGHT]: A lot more than you would think.
[PLAYED SP0RTS]:Not that I remember.
[T0LD S0ME0NE Y0U L0VED THEM]: Yup
L a S T..
[PERS0N Y0U TALKED T0]: George... and Chris. At the same time... O-o
[PERS0N WH0 SAiD ' i L0VE Y0U ']: Some girl...
[PERS0N Y0U HUGGED]: Uh... Sasha I think
[THiNG Y0U ATE]: shrimp
[S0NG Y0U SANG]: Toxicity- System of a Down
[SH0ES Y0U W0RE]: my World Industries shoes
[PERS0N Y0U T0UCHED]: wait?! WHAT?!?!
E n D_T H i S_ W i T h_ A_ Q u 0 T e..
Everything happens for a reason. Even if it's something ******** up.
THINGS I HATE
The top three things I hate. This is not limited to these and is subject to change. It's not likely though.
1. Liars
2. Logic
3. Sarcasm.
THINGS I LIKE
[b]
These are only the top five things I like.
1. Friends
2. Music
3. Candy
4. Hugs. (manly hugs are ok. Depends who they come from though)
5. Cheesecake
[b]TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
10. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
You know... the other day someone asked me where I was going and this is what I told him:
Oh you know. Here and there, out and around, round and about, hither and thither, to and fro,back and forth, up and down, in and out, over and under, hipity hopity, round the corner, over the river and through the woods, lickity split, clock in the j**, grindin the ax, up to no good, good and plenty, loli-gagin around, makin the rounds, paintin the town red, packin the load, hugin a tree, skinin the dog, skip to my lou, sewin my oats, passin a stone, shooting the breeze, jumpin the fence, humpin the whores. Dancing a jig, sipping the cider, flexing the pecs, grooving my do, licking the chicken, pinching the pennies, do si do.
Wierd right?
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the ******** he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ******** beef.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take s**t from anyone.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never ******** up.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick a** at the same time.
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the ******** out of the way.
Possible Future Avi.... maybe:
Let's see. See something I have that you like? Don't ask for it or I reserve the right to rip out your spine and shove it down your throat. I am intelligent in a twisted kind of way. Ask my real world friends. They will tell you
. I have known as the assassin for some reason. I don't know. It could be the different types of weapons I keep under my sweater. Or it could be that time I had to carry a dead body in my backpack. The world may never know. I have been known to be nice, unless provoked, in which case I will come at you like a spider monkey. My best frieds are George and Chris, but that's as close to names as you will get.
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