About

My real name is Emily, and I'm short. Don't make fun of me for it, because I can always climb a ladder and kick your a**! icon_evil.gif

I enjoy staying in an upbeat mood, and I love to make people laugh. If I'm ever being pessimistic, please, stop me. Mention something happy, like slushies. That'll knock away the negativity!
I especially dislike when people complain about their lives, when they don't even look at the bright side of things. icon_rolleyes.gif

I dream a lot, and often times they will involve the people I've seen or interacted with most recently. So yeah, if you're one of my buddies, and we've talked all day yesterday or something, I might randomly mention to you that you appeared in a dream of mine.
It's often really entertaining because dreams hardly ever make sense. For all I know, we probably could have been swimming in strawberry soda! It's funny, what your unconscious mind will come up with during sleep. icon_neutral.gif

I seem to have this odd obsession with pineapples.. icon_confused.gif I love them too much. They taste wonderful, and they just look plain weird. icon_pirate.gif

My ultimate-favorite thing to drink is tea. Sweetened please. I'll drink just about any flavor. --well, except for red. I don't have much love for that kind. My favorite kind of tea is oolong(blue) tea with raspberry. It's so delicious.. grah! Now I want some! icon_crying.gif

Often times I love to joke and say unnecessary things to make people feel awkward.
Example:
Quote:
Perfect morning conversation with my mother:

"Hey mom, could you hand me the fly swatter?" >_>
"Why?" icon_confused.gif
"There's an annoying fly that keeps buzzing by my ear." icon_stressed.gif
"ok." *hands over flyswatter* "Beat the hell outta his a**, Emma." icon_cool.gif
"I don't think there would be any hell in there. Unless..." icon_ninja.gif
"What?" icon_neutral.gif
"He was butt-raped by Satan!" 8D
*facepalm* "omg..." >__<

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Balrog the Clown

12/01/2009 9:29 am

Balrog the Clown

Thanks for that. I feel much better already.
DemiChaos

11/29/2009 11:10 am

DemiChaos

why dont we continue are conversation in the spa ok :3
DemiChaos

11/29/2009 11:05 am

DemiChaos

XD not fair when you said that i fell out of my chair
and literally rolled for a few seconds XD
i'll take whatever you got that was worth it ^w^
just not the face that is how i make my money
DemiChaos

11/29/2009 10:51 am

DemiChaos

=____= i knew this would happen
well i am glad to have told you first
this little episode it to good to pass
up XD -eats popcorn and watches-
DemiChaos

11/29/2009 10:38 am

DemiChaos

i knew this would happen -paramedics do there job- thanks boys i ow you one
yea look at the hospital and ABR XD
DemiChaos

11/29/2009 10:27 am

DemiChaos

badeye is back
Rapacious Rapeist

11/27/2009 6:12 am

Rapacious Rapeist

Its allright. At least you remembered it and wanted to do something biggrin
*hugs*
the fly 7

11/25/2009 8:20 pm

the fly 7

i just LOLed... a lot.
the fly 7

11/24/2009 7:16 pm

the fly 7

i know, you beat me to the kind act of generosity. you were nice to you before i could be nice to you. lol. 4laugh i'm glad you have a smexy chocolate bunny for your smexy chocolate avi.
the fly 7

11/23/2009 8:46 pm

the fly 7

well aww shucks, i was going to buy you that little chocolaty bunny, oh well, she really adds to your av. i like heart