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A guy and a girl are speeding at 100mph on a motercycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: i love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.


In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failur. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.
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now something funny!!!!

DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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Other stuff:

To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

If Practice makes perfect.. and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Smile. It confuses people.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

There are three types of people in this world - Those who can count and those who can't.

Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.

Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
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You've stolen my heart and you won't give it back.
If you take it, please promise me that you won't break it.
I'll trust only you, so please stay true and be careful with my heart!

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Fuji Amaya

11/26/2009 10:04 pm

Fuji Amaya

Cool. Sorry for the long wait on the comment back. Senior Year is more difficult than I thought. T-T
o_x_Shifty_x_o

03/10/2009 5:33 pm

o_x_Shifty_x_o

Let's just say it was strictly medical and it involved my finger....
o_x_Shifty_x_o

03/05/2009 4:11 pm

o_x_Shifty_x_o

Well, I've heard worse news recently, so it's kind of a small detail.
o_x_Shifty_x_o

03/03/2009 4:10 pm

o_x_Shifty_x_o

I think so. Problem is, the store I bought it from closed before I could remedy the situation, then I got sent here to Ft. Riley, Kansas and now I have no idea where it is! @_@
o_x_Shifty_x_o

02/28/2009 9:10 am

o_x_Shifty_x_o

Now if only I could get my texting to work.
o_x_Shifty_x_o

02/27/2009 4:05 pm

o_x_Shifty_x_o

Neither does anyone else, really. >.> I always forget about it, except (luckily!) when it's time to pay the bill. lol Does teh Ember wants a Shifty message?
o_x_Shifty_x_o

02/27/2009 4:02 pm

o_x_Shifty_x_o

Everyone yells at me for leaving my phone off, too. I always call back though, so they should shut it!
o_x_Shifty_x_o

02/27/2009 1:48 pm

o_x_Shifty_x_o

When I was training in Texas. o.O Why so surprised?
Fuji Amaya

02/25/2009 8:07 pm

Fuji Amaya

=3 I'm going to Europe this summer!!! =3 I feel lucky. What about you? any summer plans yet?
Fuji Amaya

02/17/2009 9:10 pm

Fuji Amaya

Ehh. Sweet. I'll be TAing for one of my fav teachers next year. =3 and a Belated HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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