Bruce Campbell, Hail to the King, Baby.
"Aw, now that's just what we call pillow-talk, baby."
"It wasn't even a commercial. A documentary crew followed Bruce around and this was just a typical Saturday night for him."
"Suave! Goddamn, Bruce Campbell is one suave ********!"
"This just proves my theory that Old Spice is actually diluted Bruce Cambell sweat."
"Ash Williams would own Chuck's Walker Texas Ranger a**."
"The only reason Chuck Norris -really- has a beard is because he saw Bruce's chin and couldn't measure up. There is no other fist, just shame."
"Bruce is the Greatest man ALIVE."
"While there are myths about Chuck Norris, there are only facts about Bruce Campbell."
"I heard he refuses to act in movies, but only participates in documentaries about himself."
"Only Bruce Campbell could get away with doing a full commercial, not mentioning the product once and still making it one of the best commercials in existence."
"Bruce, just admit you're my real dad."
"I just wish this advert was like 40 minutes long..."
"Chuck Norris wants to grow up to be like Bruce Campbell."
"Bruce has seen more v****a in his day then a whole convention of gynecologists."
"I've often wondered why I was put on this Earth. It clearly was just to watch this video. Ahoy!"
"This commercial took forever to make, because every time Bruce would start to sing, the women would go crazy, poppin' out babies and stuff... They had to super impose Bruce into the commercial. Truth."
"Bruce Campbell is pretty much a pimp."
"I want to give his parents a medal for conceiving him."
"I'm straight, but if I ever have to shower with a man, I hope it's Bruce Campbell."
"lol Because let's be honest... The man IS living sex! I mean, come on!"
"This right here is the meaning of life.
Bruce Campbell singing Hungry Like the Wolf while playing the piano."
"If the answer to alternative energy was pure awesomness, Bruce Campbell could give us an unlimited supply."
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Mostly that Survival of the Fittest one I might have mentioned, that or Warcraft. I can't seem to find anything on Gaia, though. I found a few, but I haven't had a chance to sing up yet.
I just wanted to get kissed by that weird animation you posted next to your comments. Don't actually like you enough to talk to you or anything.
Hm. I'm not actually a fan of tea, but that sounds, eh, delicious? I don't actually have any way of knowing if that sounds good or not, but it does amuse me greatly, so that's nice.
As for Serenity, I saw it in theaters without ever having seen the show, and by the time I did see the show I didn't remember a thing about the movie, except that it was awesome. I even found these little statues of Mal, Jayne, and River in this comic book shop I always go to when my family visits Williamsburg. They might not look exactly like the characters they portray, but I think it was $15 well spent.
Hey, you need to hurry up and find a decent rp so I can stalk you and join, too. The one I'm in now, they have three or four other people, tops, who write more then one paragraph per post.
Of course I've seen Castle. Come on, give me some credit. I've got most of the first season on my iPod. When I saw Nathan Fillion was in a new tv show, I spazzed out. And that was before seeing the female lead. Still, I think I prefer the Office and Cowboy Bebop more, if I did compose some sort of top 5. Speaking of which, I should do that.
I'm sure you've seen Slither, then? And Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog? And PG Porn?
Oh! That reminds me, for some odd reason, of something I wanted to enlighten you about. It's only the best series ever on TV in the history of television, and when I only watch, like, three shows regularly, that's saying something.
It's called Firefly, and it's only the most awesome show ever. Wait, do you like westerns? It doesn't matter too much,. but this show is like a western in space. I feel like we've talked about this before, and I'd like to clarify that we haven't before geeking out any more.
Perhaps, but that's why you love me.
Just to clarify, though. You can't fly?
Well, maybe you do, but you just don't consider it very epic. Ever think of it that way?
Like, for example, if I suddenly decided I could fly, or something equally unassuming, I wouldn't necessarily consider that epic, but someone else might, huh?
It can be; I suppose the only problem with using psychology to create your characters is often when you add a particular mental aspect you get caught up in why the character has that mentality. ^^; Its the opposite for me; psychology first, writing second. I have tonnes of time to write, but there's so much more I want to do, including fostering teenagers, so I need a more stable line of work and psychology is something I'm very passionate about.
As for what I write; there's really a huge mixture of things. The criminal mind has always been fun, so I've outlined a few ideas as well as started aspects of them. Sci-Fi is also great, but Fantasy would have to be my main subject.
How about you?
Hey! Long time, no chat. eh? What's up?
Yeah, you can blame my internet for the cut off there XDD It's always great meeting other authors, so I'm glad you contacted me! I guess I should say "aspiring" as well then; its my passion but not my main future line of work unfortunately. Currently in uni studying for psychology, but getting published is the ultimate goal when I finally finish something.