THESE PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YOU.

MAKE ME SiGNS AND STUFF PLZ.


we all know who's continuously showing me up, always kickass (and a*****e) britt. r0cks`itt


we all know how much I freaking enjoy the a*****e - ness of Kiiarah


from the diabolical and fit - tastic the MORGASM


from my freaking adorable cat - fan, Kit - Kat


i have a cat - fan and now a dog - fan (and sidekick). i think it's pretty evident that no one rocks as hard as Sunburn Teeth


even her name is cool, so you can't deny the awesome (and King Kong - nerdiness xD) that is As Seen On TV x3


from the absolute sweetheart DANi--HAPPiNESS


there are seriously few people who are as awesome, or make me laugh as hard, as d i r t y GLiTTER


from the incredible chick who always kicks my a** in RPs fallenP0TAT0E__xx


from the undeniably awesome krisxbun


from the one and only very literate and extremely awesome LiPSTiCK horror


no sign has made me laugh quite as much as this one from the intensely awesome LEViRA__xoxo


a sur - ********- prise from a chick who always cracks me up (and is undeniably Slytherin xD) the damsel


yeah, there's no one who rocks quite as hard as t r i p l e antioxidants


Forget the male avi, we all know you're a nerdy HP chick (and therefore awesome), iDrongo


I think it goes without saying that there are few as spectacular as perfect P L O T___x


There are far and few around that make me laugh quite like [just] g o t t a [run]


from the Harry Potter nerd, and therefore intensely awesome, f i n c h l i


from my first fangirl I've ever met, which is made of so much win that words don't express it, she scribbles in red
 

LiFEGUARD BY DAY

LiFEGUARD BY DAY

Last Login: 11/12/2009 5:50 pm

Registered: 04/27/2006

Gender: Male

Location: A little of everywhere

LYRICS

" i miss the sound of your voice ; and i miss the rush of your skin
and i miss the still of the silence ; as you breathe out and i breathe in "
come on get higher - matt nathanson


" we could have had the sun
could have been inside ; instead we're over here "
love remains the same - gavin rossdale


" last night i dreamt you were with me ; finally i could breathe "
pollen and salt - daphne loves derby


" your eyes still gaze at me through pictures
you could just be the one that got away
i look down at the phone ; it's your number ; too many times a day "
wait for love - matt white


" so save your scissors for someone else's skin
my surface is so tough i don't think the blade will dig in "
save your scissors - city and colour


" so many times you've hurt me
so many times you've fooled me ; but you'll be doing it again "
shooting star - hale


" had a bad day, don't talk to me ; gonna ride this out,
my little black heart breaks apart with your big mouth "
save me - unwritten law


" i'm sittin' here tryin' to convince myself that you're not the one for me
but the more i think the less i believe it and the more i want you here with me "
a lonely september - plain white t's


" i'm not gonna ********', just ********' leave it all now
'cause you said it'd be forever and that was your vow "
dry your eyes mate - the streets


" i used to hang on every word ; each lie was more absurd
kept me so insecure ; but now that’s over
she taught me how to trust ; and to believe in us
and then she taught me how to cuss; that b***h it's over "
kick me when i'm high - SR-71


" i can't call you up no more and no we can't just be friends
now it's time to let you go but i will not be broken "
girlfriend - eve 6


" now you'll never see what you've done to me
you can take back your memories they're no good to me
and here's all your lies you can look me in the eyes
with the sad, sad look that you wear so well
when you see my face hope it gives you hell "
gives you hell - all - american rejects

WORSHIP ME

AARON LEE
( your favorite literate lifeguarding roleplayer )



DEFINITION OF A LIFEGUARD :
" Glorious beings who protect and serve the people of the pool. While sometimes mistaken for lazy for basking in the sunlight and getting tan, lifeguards maintain rigorous jobs - often times sacrificing themselves for the wellbeing of others. "

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the MORGASM 11/09/2009 9:41 pm
the MORGASM

ANNE WOULD LIKE SOME ENTERTAINMENT IN THE FORM OF HER HUSBAND.
JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.

britt. r0cks`itt 11/05/2009 6:21 pm
britt. r0cks`itt

I THOUGHT YOU,
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE,
MY SWEET BLACK PRINCE

WOULD BE IN THIS NANOWRIMO BUSINESS.

PRETTY LiTTLE LiAR 11/05/2009 6:18 am
PRETTY LiTTLE LiAR

A.
YO.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
I had a dream last night and I was on a boat (cue "I'M ON A BOAT AND..." wink walking around and WHO THE HELL DID I BUMP INTO WHILE I WAS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO ORGANIZE SOME PARTY?
LEE ******** CRAYFORD.
and he was like "sooo...HOW many women can I bring to your party?"
and I was like "ONE YOU ONLY BRING ONE DATE THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS"
and stormed off. so even dream me is mad at lee, apparently...
just thought you should know.

the MORGASM 11/02/2009 1:32 pm
the MORGASM

PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE.

SARAH AND I HAVE WORKED OUT THAT BIG BROTHER NATE IS GOING TO BE OUR GEORGE, AND BORING RENEE IS GOING TO BE JANE PARKER.

YOUR SIDEKICK HAS A WOBBLY TOOTH. POOR BABY.

the MORGASM 11/01/2009 1:36 pm
the MORGASM

YOU'RE MAKING JRM INTO YOUR SERIAL MONOGOMIST?
LOL.

xxFRENCH TWiSTxx 10/30/2009 9:08 am
xxFRENCH TWiSTxx

Ohbaby. (: I will be there with bells on...but not really, because you know the cats would just attack them and I would run away screaming. UNLESS THAT IS YOUR PLAN.

Call me tonight.

As Seen On TV x3 10/29/2009 9:40 pm
As Seen On TV         x3

MID-TERMS? HOT DAMN, A. THAT IS INTENSE.
IT'S OKAY, I PLAN MY WEEKEND SCHEDULE AROUND SLEEPING.
SUNDAY = MY SLEEP DAY. YESSSS.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALREADY.

YES, I PLAY TENNIS. WIN WIN WIN.
WOAH, THEN WAS THAT YOU?
SOME RANDOM BOY WAS LURKING AROUND MY COURT WHILE I WAS PLAYING TONIGHT, AND WHEN I WENT TO GO GET SOME BALLS (LOLSEXUAL), HE APPROACHED ME.
"HI. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION."
"UHH, OF COURSE?"
"IS TENNIS HARD?"
(KEEP IN MIND THAT I WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH) "AMY, THIS KID WANTS TO KNOW IF TENNIS IS HARD."
"UHHH -LAUGHTER- I DON'T KNOW, GIVE HIM YOUR OWN OPINION."
"IT'S EASY WHEN YOU GET THE HANG OF IT biggrin ."

WORDS OF ADVICE FROM THE BEST. THE VERY BEST.

REMEMBER THAT HE CLEANS YOUR BIKE SEXUALLY. TWICE.
PLAYING QUIDDITCH SEXUALLY? PAINFUL /AND/ DISTURBING.
YES, I AM THE BEST. NO CHICKS. NO HOOKERS. JUST PLAIN GUY TIME.
WE CAN SHARE FOR CHRISTMAS (SERIOUSLY, WATCH THE FIRE WHISKEY THIS TIME PLZ)
AND YOU CAN HAVE HIM ON NEW YEARS?
.... I'LL TAKE VALENTINE'S DAY? PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. I'LL DO ANYTHING (ASIDE FROM SEXUAL FAVORS)

As Seen On TV x3 10/29/2009 9:22 pm
As Seen On TV         x3

I'M STILL ALIVE. I PROMISE.
I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY WITH SCHOOL, TENNIS, AND THE USUAL s**t.
I LOG ON TO KILL TIMES WHILE TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK FOR AP COMPOSITION. IT DOESN'T HELP WITH MY ASSIGNMENTS.
BUT YOU'VE BEEN GONE TOO. SHOULD I BLAME COLLEGE?

YES. JAMES AND I WENT ON A SECOND HONEYMOON. TRY NOT TO BE TOO JEALOUS.
YOU CAN HAVE HIM FOR THANKSGIVING AND HALLOWEEN?

As Seen On TV x3 10/29/2009 9:08 pm
As Seen On TV         x3

WOAH. YOU'RE ONLINE?
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND IN... FOREVER.

the MORGASM 10/26/2009 5:19 pm
the MORGASM

ANNE IS CUTTING OFF HER LOCKS IN TWO DAYS.
BUT /NO ONE/ WILL BE CUTTING OFF HER HEAD.
NO MATTER /HOW/ MUCH YOU PAID THEM.

 

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