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Turn-ons:
-Dr. Jesus
-MSI
-The Dresden Dolls
-Voltaire
-Stephen Colbert
-Dita VonTesse
-Lily Cole
-White Daisies (Send me some! ^^)
-Star Wars
-Star Trek (All but TOS is the shiznite.)
-Micheal Penn
-Maystar
-Io Perry
-Cthulhu <3
-Jack Off Jill
-Jackson Browne
-Bright Eyes
-MC Chris
-Astrology (Pisces sun, Aquarius moon, Taurus rising)
-Billy Talent
-Moehawks (o.o <3)
-"The City" [Manhattan]
-The Marx Brothers
-Danny Elfman (Looking like a sexual serial killer in the 80s has only furthered my love for him today. I like to be afraid. :D)


Turn-offs:
-Religous fanatics
-Monotheistics
-Body hair (Ewwie, eww!)
-Giant boobs
-Hitler
-Kids from the middle of nowhere who want to move to Brooklyn so they can be just like 50 Cents.
-Kids in Brooklyn who refuse to get an education because they think they can be just like 50 Cents.
-Platinum Blonde Jesus (It's just creepy!)
-Illiteracy


My turn-ons greatly outweigh my turn-offs... Good for me!


TESTIMONIALS:


Dr. Jesus Wrote:
Pssshaw. You > ice cubes. <3
Jesusesque Wrote:
Emi Uoza Wrote:

I think just about everything can be compaired to WW2.
The Emperor is Hitler, Darth Vader is Germany, Luke is the US and... I think Obi Wan is Pearl Harbor... Wow, that's a pretty good one! ^^
Which makes Harrison Ford... Russia and the Ewoks... they're still ewoks.

Ahahahah
Youre so awesome.
Wrote:
Unlike most people on Gaia, you get an A at life.
Tsuki Oujo Wrote:
XDDD Thats cuz' you're awesome.
Dr. Jesus Wrote:
You avi'd give me a hard on if I had a p***s.

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tazzymyn the devil

08/23/2009 8:45 pm

tazzymyn the devil

thanks for buyin. nice avatar.
Naxdia

08/04/2009 4:56 pm

Naxdia

hey i have a red JACKsASSh and two purple JACKhAtSS think your intrested in buying one?
Useless Fact Bank

08/02/2009 10:13 am

Useless Fact Bank

Thank you very mucho!
Zimmie666

07/05/2009 2:25 pm

Zimmie666

Hey from your friend Zimmie.
Gypsy_Jayne

06/18/2009 4:40 am

Gypsy_Jayne

Star Wars, Dresden Dolls, and...a thoughful answer to my Verizon bottle! You've hit the motherload! Enjoy your prize!
Wa Ya Bas

05/29/2009 8:54 pm

Wa Ya Bas

Thanks!
Dr. Jesus

05/07/2009 8:21 pm

Dr. Jesus

Everything was out of place. The mome raths are pigs that are away from home. i mean wut the ********, fo shizzle.
Dr. Jesus

05/07/2009 3:59 pm

Dr. Jesus

Don't worry. Of the references to that poem, the Jub Jub bird was probably one of the most obscure.
Dr. Jesus

05/05/2009 7:11 pm

Dr. Jesus

A bird referenced in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. it's a bird that has an inexhaustible sex drive.
Dr. Jesus

05/05/2009 6:46 pm

Dr. Jesus

Then come to me, so that we may wed. And on our wedding day, may the great Jub Jub bird herald the happy occasion with its frumious cry!

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