.. .__.; When is she going to die of dehydration?
"You can't shave your bush, otherwise you can't catch pokemon!"
This is to the sister that I'm grateful for each and everyday. Thank you for sticking around; for all the laughs, for putting up with my childish ways. I feel like I've known you all my life. o.0 ...Holy s**t. Four years?! ....I pretty much HAVE grown up with you! Here's to many more in which we scare the hell out of people by our insane leakareas!
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Aowian(A-oh-Wee-an); A intelligent* caste of zombie with a morbid affinity for corsets, fishnet stockings, and booty dancing on any raised and flat surface. Normally seen around Gaia towns stabbing people for hugs and cuddles. Enjoys tearing off arms.
Cool facts: Dissing, being antagonistic to, or otherwise name calling the Aowian's sibling triggers fierce, protective instincts. We're not sure where the machetes come from**, but Aowian tends to brandish them at such times, in which case the antagonist will find themselves the subject of attacks. In some instances, this has involved a**l insertion of said machete(s).
Often times, Aowian can be seen staring adoringly at random Gaian's it finds attractive. In such instances, Aowian can become stalker-ish, and will often attempt to molest said Gaian's. The affects vary, but many expressed feeling thoroughly violated, and unclean***.
Depending on the mood of Aowian, there are numerous moments in which it can be seen leaking. While the area of leakage is somewhat disturbing, it is best if this is politely ignored. It will stop, when it is done thinking on whatever it is, Aowian is thinking about.
Anything else?: It is recommended to hug the Aowian on sight. This will put you in its good graces, and will put any disturbing occurrences to a bare minimum.
*Subject to debate
**There are rumors that the machetes are housed in is a**l cavity
***Some victims have voiced they enjoyed the odd moments of molestation.
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Sorry, but I haven't really been on Gaia in a while, and I haven't been on AOW in years.
That would be horrible gonk
I see some for sale, here and there xP
Just... Dec, Nov, and Oct though rofl
All the expensive ones left lol
I want to get '03 as well, but I'm highly (HIGHLY) doubtful about that.
Maybe just the last '03 items and letters, but not the first ones rofl
Mar, May, Aug, Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec '04 letters
All items and letters from Jan '05 to Oct '09
It's pretty horrible </3
lulz... I'm still questing letters and items XD
I stopped for a while and sold everything.
Now I'm back to questing/buying every letter and mc of every year rofl
So one thing hasn't changed! xD
lol
They do get annoying xD
Don't we all? xD
Really? lol No, they aren't siblings xP
They're a couple lol
Ah... Yeah, save up! XD
You should! They're nice! ^^
Where to? o_O
Bleh, it sucked </3
The weather was nice, but the people (especially my family) weren't </3
Maybe, Idk.
I moved to Eureka, then moved back. Got kicked out of my friends house, ended up homeless, then moved into a group home.
I'm friends with Francis and Allison (whom go to your school).
Francis lives with me in the same home-the place sucks, so I try not to be there as often as possible.
Idk what I'm sick with. But it sucks, whatever it is </3