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AN OC FAIRY-TALE~!! OKAY GO! O:Xany: Once upon a time there was this really, really hot babe and I mean she was HOT! -scyth'd-
Doxi: >__O Get on with the story!
Xany: .___. Y-Yes ma'am. Anyway she was banging! I mean- HERNAMEWAS DOXI! O: And she was a princess.
Toxin: This story blows, you ******** loser.
Xany: STFU I'M TELLIN A STORY ******** WAD!
Toxin: >___>
Xany: Anyway this chick was imprisoned in this tower by this evil, UGLY a**, b***h named Marluxia. ^__^
Marly: WHY AM I ALWAYS FEMALE?! D:<
Xany: Because you're G A Y.
Marly: INGRATE! I'm going to shove a daffodil so far up your a** you'll be pollinating through your mouth for a whole goddamn WEEK!
Toxy: Dad stfu you're so damn flaming! O:
Marly: I HATE YOU ALL!
Xany: I'm tryin' to tell mai story, goddamn it! Anyway. A dashing, handsome, goooorgeous knight got word of this princess and decided to head off towards the castle to rescue her! But! He needed a noble squadron of warriors to take along with him! So he chose, Demyx the bard. Toxin the lowly follower b***h-I mean swordsman, and the enchanting spear wielder Osxet!
Osxet: Oh boy I get to be in it! =D
Xany: Yeah uhm >__>;
Toxin: I ******** hate you so much you a*****e! =D!
Xany: ANYWAY! While walking through the enchanted forest of nothingness they encountered a mysterious girl with a stuffed animal like creature. Her name was Excila. Her stuffed animal Piku talked and s**t like one of those creepy a** possessed doll things.
Excila: ;___; Piku isn't creepy.
Xanos: Yeah sure whatever you say boobs-I mean Excila. ^__^ So anyway she forced Demyx to play a song to the song of the siren, Xemantha! Unbeknownst to the poor bard though, Xemantha was one of those "speshul" breeds of siren...STD!SIREN! And she swept him away to her murky underwater closet...where they uh...did things. >__>
Marluxia: FOR ******** SAKE JUST SAY THEY HAD SEX DAMN IT! D:< We're all old enough.
Xany: STFU FLOWER! O: Okay so that only left Toxin, Osxet and the main character Xanos. After the perilous forest came the cave of hangers. You might be wondering what this cave have within its walls, hm? Well it just so happened to have bats! ONLY THEY WERE HANGERS! 99 cent hangers from WALMART! Toxin was all but too cowardly to continue forth! Cause he's a b***h who gets whipped by his wife with a hanger! >=D
Toxin: Oh you sonofabitch... >___O
Xany: HAHA! I mean -cough- Okay so now there were only two noble fighters left and they still had to cross the bridge...of emotastic fiery! Yes! The gatekeepers Roxas and Axel where all but ferocious! Their mere gaze could put someone into a self depressing coma due to emotastic over load and a nonsensical pairing~!
Doximel: >___> Is this really how you perceive everyone in this organization, Xanos?
Xany: <______< Of course not. ONWARD! Roxas was all HALT! What doth thou wisheth?! Xanos and Osext merely regarded one another with blank stares. And then...as if on cue, Linkin Park music began to play and the noble fighters were reduced to their knees, due to the sheer horribleness of the songs! Fortunately Osext's raep bai-I mean spear wielding capabilities came into good use! For she knocked the boom box into the lava pit down below and also knocked both the emotards in there as well.
Axel: >:/ I don't remember my death being so bland like that you little asswipe.
Xany: LOL U SUCK, GOT IT MEMORIZED? =O
Roxas: I'M NOT EMO!
Xany: Finally they came upon the frigid frozen castle! Unknown to either of them, Marlooosh the heretic, flower, death-imitator witch, had enlisted the fury of two horrible dragons! Vexen the ice dragon and Xemnas the zebra dragon! -lasering goes har- x____x
Xemnas: >____O NOT ZEBRA, COW! M O O.
Axel: Got it memor... -laser'd-
Xany: Whatever! So now they both knew that their odds of survival were all but limited! BUT! Osext used her innate powers of...RAEP BAIT! And her and the uh...dragon Vexen began to uhm...>__> do stuff. Which is really weird mix breeding but oh well!
Vexen: Oh you sonofa-
Osext: D=! Don't worry Vexen-san! You'll cause your heart to give out again if you get worked up.
Xany: Now for the climax! It was a fierce battle! No two forces letting the other waver or make room for mistake! But. Xemnas had a flaw! His undying passion for heartsssssssssss so Xanos had a giant chocolate one made just for the occasion. And as Xemnas was all being a giddy, school girl, and fapping over it he stabbed Xemnas in the heart!
Xemnas: DEMOTION! YOU AREN'T GOING TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE NUMBER 29 ANYMORE! D=<
Xany: Next was the battle against Marluxia...and that ended with a single spray of weed killer, which prompted the end of the evil witch!
Marluxia: >______O You're ******** dead!
Xany: And both Doxi and Xanos lived happily ever after and had lots and lots of BABEHS! The end! =D! I'mma run nao!
Vexen: Do I really come off as being a ***** that much?!
Everyone: YES! O:
Hexi: Ohhh Xanos I think I wrote everything down quite perfectly, I should makes copies and sell them to other worlds!
Everyone: NO!!!!
Xemnas: Get your traitorous a** back over here 29! Mr. Lightsaber wants a word with you.
Marluxia: So does Mrs. Scythe.
Toxin: ...Mrs? God you really are gay! Dx
Marly: LIES! D:<
Xany: ::drags Doxi off somewhere:: >__> Last time I ever write a fairy tale goddamn weirdos.
Doxi: You weren't serious about the whole baby thing, were you?
Xany: DX WHA? I don't get children for thinking up that story?!
Doxi: -insert scything har- No.
Xany: DAMN YOU IRONY!!! DAMN YOUUUUUU!!!!
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