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Well, you know what they say about me. "Jesus rises from the dead" or something like that. It's true, but there are a few things I kind of screwed up that I need to fix - after all, I was only human.

It's disheartening to see so many people thinking they know more about God's plan than the man himself. Profile comments like that make me wish I could turn back time and leave little biblical annotations about it, but those would probably get tossed out with the other books that nobody thought were important... :T

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Iron Faith

03/06/2009 7:53 pm

Iron Faith

I know where you live... I know who you are... and I will never stop bothering you.
Iron Faith

02/24/2009 1:38 pm

Iron Faith

you blaspheme in one of the worst ways possible. i'm not saying i'm any better, but that doesn't stop me from haunting you for the rest of my life. you have sealed your own fate, you cheap imitation.
Amikira

06/04/2008 9:06 pm

Amikira

Where do you get off pretending to be Jesus? You may think it's a good way to preach the gospel, but it's not. Of course, no one will actually believe you are the Lord, but that's not the point. How could you? You are NO WHERE CLOSE TO BEING CHRIST-LIKE whether I know you or not. No human can compare.



Not only that... but some of what you are saying is completely your own personal interpretation of the Bible. Where does it say that "they are forgiven in death" ? That is your opinion. You have to follow the Lord in order to even get to heaven. You have to repent to be forgiven. If I murder someone, God will not forgive me if I were to suddenly die. I would have to repent first.



One last thing... you're a coward for turning off your PMs. If you're going to go around preaching your interpretation of the Bible, then you need to accept the consequences.
etherealmccoy

06/02/2008 6:38 pm

etherealmccoy

Haha. You're one of my favourite characters from fiction. Great to finally meet you.
Belovedless

06/02/2008 6:33 pm

Belovedless

Can we not troll our religous beliefs around gaia? Besides, Jesus was Jewish.
xSheogorathX

06/02/2008 1:52 pm

xSheogorathX

You... are made of win and awesome!
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07/19/2006 1:43 am

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"LOVE ONE ANOTHER!"
John 15:12
(Pretty much everything else I say in the Bible is fictional, but most of it's stuff I would have said anyways so there's not really much of a problem.)