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Pic:
http://www.junjan.org/weblog/images/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.jpg
[Yeah, I hate when I smile...
Nah kidding...here.]
Age: 15
Height: 1'78[5'10][Between, don't believe Dan[x.Yazoo.x]. He claims to be 1'73, but he's half a head smaller than me
]
Place of Birth: Italy, Tradate, Varese.
Birthday:August 30, 1992.
Ho yes. For some strange reason, after installing the oh-so-great Mozilla Firefox...all I had typed on "About me" suddenly dissappeared. I guess it's time to start again, neh?
I've traveled a lot in all my life. I've been on Switzerland, Italy[Duh.], Germany, and thousands other european countries...[which I don't remember because I was two.
]. Venezuela, Colombia, U.S.A, Mexico, and Chile
Beware:
-I'm a height-obssesed freak. When I see someone, what I first notice it's his/her height
-My brain is fluff. And when I mean fluff, it's fluff. Means I don't really have a brain. Which takes you to the conclusion that...?
-My moral is weird. Even if I respect life, nature and stuff like that, sometimes I just want to jump and behead everyone. Like a psychotic monkey. With a knife.
-I learn and improve very sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...I've been training taekwondo for 6 months and I can't do anything ^^' Since it's an art based mostly on kicks and stuff and I'm stiffman...^^'
-I live in my own, stupid world of fantasy s**t[Honor, knights, wizards, and stuff like that], and I hate it. I hate it so much...I hate believing I am what I am not...I hate admiring something that never existed, something that was just a live...reality sucks. But living in a fantasy world is worse.
Things I like:
-I love mythology. All kinds of mythology. From celtic to aztec.
-I like videogames. A lot. I own a wii and all. My favorite types of games are adventure-action, RPG, horror and strategy.
-I love to read books, and believe me, I basically devour them. I finished Harry Potter5: The order of the Phoenix in three days.
Which has...893 pages. Beat that[Defeated by both Gaby and Flav. Going to re-read it soon...]. And no, I don't use glasses.
-Music[Celtic, classical, rock, metal, opera, punk...and I don't mind all the others. Heck, I even like some country songs.]
-Being tall.
-Bloody,
logical slaughter on movies. As long as the good guys are winning, of course.
-Basketball.
-Taekwondo[I get my a** kicked by my teacher usually at sundays, 10:00 a.m
]
-Rainy days...foggy days...all the non-sunny days
-The night.
-Cold days.
-Dark stuff. Mysterious things included.
-Jazzie's[1'68-5'5], Simon's[1'77-5'10], and Franco's[andhrimir][1'70-5'7] glad acceptance of my height obssesion. Together we're the awesome...height-obssesed four? ^^'
Things I hate:
-I can't stand
mindless slaughter on horror movies.
"Oh hey, you are a living being! Can I stab you multiple times in front of the camera?"
"Sure! But, isn't that a spoon?"
"Don't worry, it'll work. After you die, I'll kill all your friends and family too.
" That simply sucks. A lot.
-Racism.
-Deforestation.
-Ignorance.
-Steryoptypes.
-George Bush's bullshit.
-George Bush's bullshit about war.
-George Bush's face on TV.
-George Bush on general.
-Sunny days D:
-Bad grammar.["u ppl r stoopid i can talk houever i whant". That hurts me. Deeply.]
-Piercings in...interesting parts.
Interesting Facts:
-My ego is as big as...a protozoo.
-I digged my own tomb. Why? Because I kept bothering everyone telling them I was taller. And why? Because that was the way I found the easiest to excel. I was happy being tall...and now not even that. Everyone already passed me.
-A cow is plotting against Bush : O
Currently playing: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
Currently obssesed with the band[s]: All That Remains
Nightwish
Therion
Lordi
Edguy
Currently listening to: Bright Eyes - Blind Guardian.
Currently reading: Trilogy of the young Merlin: Vol.2
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It's kinda totally thanks to you.. <3
And you still had [have? ;_;] a crush on Andrew
and
I had broken up with Laurent right when I came in sec1.. x'D
I don't think it's bipolarity.
In fact I'm sure it isn't
or you'd get super violent and/or suicidal
it's not that bad yet.
And even there if you couldn't treat your best friend like crap, it'd be appreciated..
If I ever give you another chance
if it happens again
this time I won't turn back
but yet
I still have to think about it.
....
Andrew = <3
Though now it seems I've had some little problems with him too..
But I guess now it's a must
I want to talk to you face to face.
Don't ask me when, don't ask me how.
But someday I will.
maybe.
Don't expect big things.
Maybe you didn't want to steal him alright but the way you acted with him annoyed me as ******** HECK.
And it was just as if you did
because if you wanted to you'd have acted exactly the same
I know that because many times you've had crushes on guys I liked.
and I just want to forget because
it must have been a thousand times you've said you've "changed", "made efforts" or whatever crap
while you can't stay a whole day with me without fighting or having those huge mood swings which makes me feel a freaking heck uncomfortable.
I will only
trust you again
if someday I see this has fully, completely disappeared.
But so many times you've tried I don't think it's going to happen this often.
Nor ever.
If you truly care, you will change..
yet I can't forgive about Andrew.
Neither now
nor ever.
....
except maybe for the fact that you couldn't resist 'cause he's ******** adorable.
...
'Coz it's true >>;;
UHUH
that's why HE HIMSELF came just MINUTES later to give me a LIVE REPORT of what you were TELLING HIM
just AFTER you had supposedly "blocked" him.
Right whatever.
Uhuh
Sure, I believe you
******** off anyway..
Alright, whatever you say
but if you hadn't noticed
you were acting with him EXACTLY THE ******** SAME as you were acting with ******** LAZLO
You know I'm a very possessive person and I am FREAKING proud of it
Whoever just gives a look to my Andrew gives me ******** killing instincts
so just imagine
how it feels
when it's one
of your ******** BEST FRIENDS
Maybe I didn't read this stupid letter you wanted to give me
But I don't care, I didn't want you
someone just gave me a word of what was in it
and you having a crush on MY Andrew is NOT something I tolerate
At least if you didn't do anything about it
or if you tried to forget
but when I just say his name and that you ignore me and bring up something to pretend to be mad at me, and then YELL at me to tell me that you're NOT?!
What the ******** HELL this is ******** NONSENSE
And just kicking me out of MY OWN ******** MSN because YOU want to talk to HIM
or wandering around in underwear and going all sexy when he's there
If you didn't know
that made me ******** jealous
that's exactly why I did the same
because it made me feel extra
bad
I don't want to feel bad anymore
I don't want to be hurt because of your annoying ******** moodswings
or because of your usual FAKE apologizes
or stupid VICTIM acting while YOU started the thing
or trying to get EVERYONE'S attention
and taking EVERYTHING and EVERYONE for yourself
even if it implies AWAY FROM ME
I HATE IT
That's NOT what I call some kind of "best friend"
Anyway I don't think I can call you a best friend
I don't think I ever could
because
a best friend
wouldn't act like this with "the person she loves the most and who counts the most for her"
a "best friend"
wouldn't go "omg you're so stupid"
after she hurt her actual friend
FOR A ******** LONG TIME
and I am
******** SICK
of always
******** FIGHTING WITH YOU
because of all the STUPID REASONS you always bring up
and I am also
******** FED UP
of ALL THOSE ******** TIMES where you just
came and told me I was the best
just to insult me and look at me as if I was a ******** ALIEN
THREE ******** SECONDS LATER
I really do HOPE you regret
and I HOPE you feel bad
because
I don't want to be the only ******** one feeling this way!
I want to tell you that
I loved being your friend
when you were friendly, I mean
it was really great
but I don't want to keep being hurt
I don't want to cry again
and I don't want
to be sad
because of a half-hating friend.
Hoping you have a great life
your ex-wife/friend.
Mine
and only ******** mine
final dot
anyone else can go to hell
and burn there FOREVER!
..
Thank you.
LOL XD
Jazz's right (:
xDD
And YES HE'S THE SEXIEST
Though so much sexier in real life
An yeah, french is awsome, Be jealous Dan >_>