The Glory of Gambino
Welcome! In case you don't know, I'm Johnny Gambino, the unchallenged and indisputable richest man on Gaia. There's no need for me to brag about my wealth here (I'm far too rich for that sort of frivolity) but let's just say I could buy and sell you a thousand times over-- and if you're lucky, maybe I will someday! BWAHAHAHAHA!
So, a little about me, eh? Aside from being rich, my hobbies include the following:
* Fine dining-- my favorites include stegosaurus caviar, fatted mink livers and condor eggs.
* Pursuing the world's most beautiful women
* Drinking powerful, expensive distilled spirits with Edmund
* Grooming my near-worthless milquetoast son, Gino, as the heir to my vast empire
* Folk dancing
* Crushing my enemies. Now that the Von Helson family is in shambles, I'm all out of enemies to crush, though... who wants to step up?
* Getting even richer
Above all, I love making new friends. While some people-- like that rat Von Helson-- prefer to get rich by exploiting strangers, I've built my empire in a much more honest way: exploiting my friends! Every new friend is a potential customer, donor, investor, partner or, best of all,
sucker So, what do you say-- will you be the next brick in the Gambino edifice?
SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE
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hey ... nice to have you as a friend ^^
and since ur the richest gaian maybe u can help us in money things .. lolz .. kidding ...
nice to meet you smile
Thanks for the beautiful pen and beautiful friendship!
Pens... RULE!!!
thx 4 the pen
Thanks for the pen too
HI
thanks for pen
Happy Thanksgiving ^^
Hi,Mr.Gambino! biggrin
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