About
This is why I can't work with the public
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they aint twins. the oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?
So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
HEY! My name's Brandon here's my stuff
Just so u know I never play on weekends
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Bump on my BUMP page for money =) http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/bump/t.29455121_1/
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I love music, but only Heavy Metal and some Hard Rock, my favorite bands are:
Queensryche ~ Kiss ~ Guns N' Roses ~ White Lion ~ Winger ~ Dokken ~ Dio ~ AC/DC ~ Led Zeppelin ~ Ozzy Osbourne ~ Metallica ~ Tesla ~ Damn Yankees ~ Whitesnake ~ Alice Cooper ~ Black Sabbath ~ Bon Jovi ~ Def Leppard ~ Dragonforce ~ Ratt ~ Motley Crue ~ Quiet Riot ~ Rush ~ Scorpions ~ Skid Row ~ Triumph ~ Iron Maiden ~ Blue Oyster Cult ~ Great White ~ Lillian Axe ~ Killer Dwarves
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I play Baseball, Basketball, and Football I play 1st base in Baseball, Center in Basketball, and Quarterback in Football
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I'm also one of the smartest kids in my Middle School, I'm taking Geometry in 8th grade and Spanish and a lot of honors classes
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself, its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and say that she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
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Feed this dude =)
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[br]Feed Me![br]
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Hi! You are on my friends list but we haven't talked.
Wanna?
Thats the same woth me but i play piano.
lol
Omg i almost forgot about you!!
lolz. congrats back!
So what have you been up to lately?
Um its been so long sence we talked! do you even rember me?
memba me anju a.k.a. macy?
lol i changed my name 2 weeks ago! i am Anju now!
Thank you!
coolz pro!
anyway i am changing my account! to sugar768
add me and pm me!!!!!!
heyy are u going to the prom thingy?
where do i buy a trading pass???
here i am ^^
holy crap i realy just said that 0.0
but still funn bieng a girl