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Madam Morte

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Last Login: 10/30/2009 10:34 pm

Registered: 10/01/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Lunacy

Birthday: 02/18/1991

Occupation: Old School Pervert

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Ville Miseria 09/26/2008 5:35 pm: Nice avatar.
Ohh Lauren 07/22/2008 1:05 pm: random comment~

halo 3 is BOMB! ^_^
m00fin-san 07/21/2008 6:56 pm: I just noticed that you have four accounts.

It's like Gaia DID or something...

(DID=Dissociative Identity Disorder)
Johanna_Nic 07/21/2008 11:40 am: thank you for alowing me. omnomnomnom!
Tabatha M Norris 12/05/2006 3:19 pm: meep!
`Neferiti 12/05/2006 1:19 pm: Hey cuz! sup?
Doctor Juice Box 11/25/2006 5:11 pm: Nice its nicer I love it
`Samus 11/24/2006 12:12 pm: You know I love you, Baby. X3
Have you noticed I always mess up my BBC Code when I comment you?
Never do that anywhere else.
Madam Morte 11/18/2006 12:59 pm: Wow.
I'm done editing my profile.
I love my new pictures, although they were badly made.
Except the one for KiKi, she actually posed for me so it wasn't that hard to get a good picture of her.

And those comments below are really old. sweatdrop
I am Frodo Waffle man 02/18/2006 3:34 pm: 3rd comment. i guess that makes me a loser.

The Tale of MM

Hello there and welcome to my profile. If you really have to know, my real name is Barbara. You may know me as Barbara, Barb, Barbwire, Lav, Lavi, MM or make up your own. The only thing I will COMPLETELY object to is calling me Barbie. If I ever get a PM, receive an e-Mail, and it even hints at the word Barbie will find you and cut off your ******** hands. Other than that, you'll never know if I like it or not.

Currently I am a 17 year old female that is unemployed and plays video games and gets on the internet a whole lot despite living in a dead zone. Other than that I really have no other hobbies except listening to music, reading books (sometimes), and writing (almost never now). I have nothing else to do really, not even watch TV, which I used to do a whole bunch until our TV broke. My family is full of procrastinators, so we've been without actual television for 2 years. I AM starting to scrounge around for a job. *cough* Finally. *cough*

The best thing in my life ever is my fiance/lover/best friend forever Jon. He is The.waffle.in.your.brain, he is also the acclaimed King of Jellybeans and I wuv him so much! Sometimes when I'm really lonely I just sit and think about him all day. When he isn't with me or not on the phone I miss him terribly and I used to get really depressed about it. Mainly because I am selfish in that regard and want him all to myself, but now I'm starting to grow up and realize he also has to have room to breathe away from the smothering attention. I guess... lol.

Anyway, more about my hobbies. So far movie wise I've been a real nerd as in what I like in entertainment. I like anything with witty, humerous antics or something that totally kicks a**.

I used to role play and write stories and stuff, but since I moved back to town I haven't really had any inspiration to write anything down. Ha, I rhymed. Nor do I have the patience to deal with the people in the forums, that place has turned into a nub infested cess pool of filth.

I am a (unwillingly) retired World of Warcraft player. My highest level was a level 70 rogue named Lavisca. Thus the nickname "Lav"... No one really calls me that other than on the game. I'm planning to come back to WoW when I have better means to.

Well.. thanks for reading.

Remember kids, cannabis is natural.

Lol, nubz.

My Friends

`Samus
is the
most kickass
of my friends,
enough said.

M00fin-chan
is a best
friend who is
talented with
words as
well as sharp wit.

Neffie
is my
cousin who
I brought to Gaia,
she role plays
very nicely.

Neon_Sushi
is named
Odd.
He's been
retired from Gaia,
well,
as soon as he started,
but I get on
his account sometimes.

O_o

FelinialFriend
is one of my
first friends ever
who draws
anime very well.
I rarely get
to talk to her.