Lets see what others think of me first.
LOL
I sound so obsessed with myself.
;D


Kayla- D:
JoJo: i havent known you for as long time XD but you iz awesome. Hey gurl Hey. Except i wish you'd actually talk to me a lil more! D:< But you iz my best friend.

Jessi- D:
JoeJoe:i also havent known joejoe that long but makin new friends is fun hahaha....joejoe ur super random and hilarious! you would come out of no where and scream something completly outta no where! thats what i love bout u!

Bri- D:
- Jo: I have only known Jo for a little, but he is a real genuine person. He is always cracking jokes, and making everyone laugh. Jo is a real jokester, but a really nice person. Keep on being you Jo-Jo, and thanks for all of the laughs.

I havent heard anything from Megan D<
JKAY.
I think?

Anyways, her are the friends I will never forget, people I care about a shet-load.

I love you Hannah Montana! :] Eat me.
Megan- My best friend. Your very shy and all but we friends 'cause I always fix your hairs. And you may be mean sometimes but its all cool. BTW- You look bald. No offense, you know I love you. We always have our gossip hours.

Bri- She has a rocken voice. I'm such a hater. Anyways.. your really nice and you have way much to offer than what most people want. Its hard to accept it and all. Your nice and sweet, and you one of the most intense people I ever met. Thanks for letting us party at your house.

Jessie- Your very nice and cool. Your my "best friend", you see that, your cooler 'cause you got the quotes and all. I thought it was funny when Chantel popped up and said "Jojo's my best friend!" and you snapped your fingers and said "Back off, b***h." Lol, your two are so funny. I love you peoples. You have lovely poofy hair.

Matt- My enemy, he abuses me physically, mentally, and even sexually. But he is my funniest of all friends. Hes cool and very vulgar but you know, its Matt. This very instant you were going to stab me with a file. Its funny how you showed my the test tummy of someone when they dont pay. (Stabbed). Anyone here are some jokes I will never forget made by him.

On Halloween we were walking and Bri said "That house looks like its full of dead bodies." Matt: "I don't live there, (that 'aint my summer home.) XD Lol.

At school l said "Matt, your just mad 'cause one of your boobs are bigger than the other." You said "b***h! I only had enough money for half the operation, im going to Tijuana tomorrow. XD ROFL.

Your a laughing-stock.

Kayla- I haven't known you that much but your a good friend. Your nice and very giving. Thanks for having us come over to your house to play Brawl, you always kick my a** though. Im gonna fix this. We've known each other for a while and were so tight. Hell yeah. For shizzle. We will beat Matts a** anyday, (Yeah right).
Thanks for the memories.

Jay- I barely know you. I like you. I love your hair.

[[This very instant Matt is threatening to stab Meg and me with a nail-filer. Save us. We definitely 'aint going to sleep with this hoe in the house.]] -SLEEPOVER

Remember the last time I had a sleepover, you guys heard me 'moan' in my sleep. I said I didnt but you didnt believe me. I proved it this time. ;D
Haha.
Meanies.
ILY Guys.

Well.. [[IM PERVERTED IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS SHIZZ THEN GTFO! D:<]] As I was saying.. my name is Joseph Aceves its pronounced (Ugh, like when I slap you, you go Ugh! Ugh-Se-Vis), and I'm really intense and cool. Trust me and I have a slightly big ego (as you can see) I'm into music and I have a-lot of friends (but I only need my BF Dominique [Briana made me write this] And Meg and Briana and Hisa.). Im really, really I go out to dance for money, attack people, make jokes, and yell random bull. The bands that are my favorite are Atreyu- my first band. Chiodos- my second band. Oh I have a Myspace and a Twitter so if you wanna add me, message me, (yeah right). And well IDK I don't know what to write anymore im ** and basically that's it. Oh and I worship Jesus who is like the "almighty" no offense to those who are an extremely Jesus-lover. So.. yeah I hang out with these weird groups of people, we are random and do lame crap. I make fun of everyone split ends, even my own so get over it, hoe. -That is started to become my word. I love to call people ten dollar prostitutes and I love to dance for money. (Which me and Dominiqe have done in RL with top hats. No one gave us money they just stared at us) Lames. Well.. recently I have gotten a quarter from my pocket, thank god. Yes, Olivia this may be your quarter after you tipped me for that lap-dance. JK. Wow, no wonder why friends don't like to hang out with me at School. Huh Meg, I always yell "Camel-Toes" "Jay-Z" "Tacos" and "Split ends" in public. And my fears are heights and public restrooms.Oh I live in California. ^_^ Oh. And just to let you know I'm a cat person and dogs annoy the s**t out of me. For one, they bark and don't know when to STFU. They try to bite you, I would have drugged that dog if they did. And three, well I had seen a dog at my friends house (Their dog). We were talking in the dinning room and I looked outside and saw that hooker girl Lexi -Dog, having sex. It was sick, There was this dog that was in heat trying to jump our fence for like 7 days. I wanted to call the pound, but yeah Lexi is a whore. Like my mom.
Good day.
My zipper is down. JK I felt like typing this.
Sorry. Its not, yet.
xD


I would love to, and will..
-Make jokes about you and me
-Harass people (In the worst possible way).
-Keep my trade-mark 'ten dollar prostitutes'
-Listen to Craigery Owens forever, <3~ Lame.
-Talk to my groupies A.K.A (Robin, Meg, Will, Mat, Michael, Briana, Kayla, and Shelbi). ~STAY.
-Go to Japan so day, and kill someone perhaps.
-Listen to Craigery Owens forever, A.K.A. Music=Life.
-Say this "Your mothers-chest-hair."
-Be as random as possible.
-Be nice, [Lately, I've been improving. Really :]]
-Go to school for education on killing.

I hate and at all costs will prevent..
-Laughing of the lame jokes.
-People copying me.
-The Fresh Prince of Belair
-Bullies from bullying, your next D:<
-Ever go to Utah again, D;
-Lames talking to me.
-Idiots talking to me.
-My grandma talking to me.

P.S.
My birthday is on August 21, not whatever the hell it says on my profile.
xD
Wait, this is my profile.
Well its the 21.

Well... currently at the moment I feel like shet, I think im dying. I cant do anything and I think im gonna get off and just sleep. I dont know if I might go to school tomorrow Bri, Meg, Jessie,.. Oh, and Jessie, Chantel said that I was hers and then she got in an arguement with another girl over me. Crazies. But yeah.. I feel aching in my leg, my head hurts, I have a terribly running nose, a cough, and I fever. I've been using meds and it aint working. :[ [/b]

O_O, So thats what I wrote when I was sick, wow. That was scary. Anyways, im obsessing over my nick-name, Jojo. Isn't it lame? D: I've had since I was in what kindergarten and I dont even know how I got it. My parents, elementary friends, and some new friends call me this. And it completely hides my real name, its unbalievable. And today I talked with my 3rd grade friends that were my BFF, they said I turned emo and left them. Do I cut myself, I dont know why im typing in here as if it were my Journal but IDGAF, ( I dont give a fawk) :]. Hola,~ ((BTW)) The only reasons why I wrote more is to let you guys know im fine, my friend Directory reminded me, hes nice. :] As if he were afraid.

Okay lately I feel like I have purpose and I want to thank these very nice people for being there for me. Bri, Jake, Meg, Alex, and maybe you too Anne. And well it doesn't seem like theres alot, but I really care about this people so if you mess with them your a** is grass. You got that?! D:< Yeah, I went there so dont even get me started hoe. Lol JK. Well all those people I really care about them, I love you guys, really I do. Thanks.~

BTW. Would you slap me everytime I talked? D;
And.
Wow.
I.
Forgot.
What.
I.
Was.
Going.
To.
Oh I remember.
The Sadness Will Never End.

For Directory:
Mutants Zombie Rabbits from Space.

It all started in early November in a small town called Rosevin on the corner of crest leaf Dr. And Tree whip ave. Halloween had come and gone and the only reminder of horror were rotting pumpkins people procrastinated on throwing out and fake spider webs still clinging onto buses. Not a single person in Rosevine would expect the most horrific even ever recorded would start on that street corner. No one would expect an attack from Mutant Zombie rabbits from space!

A tall annoying boy, a short bitter girl, a nerd, and a messy man also known as Joe, Jen, Bertha, and Cal were all good friends. Or at least Joe and Jen were, Bertha just lived in their apartment complex and Cal was the neighborhood hobo who hid behind trees and talked to stray cats. Anyways Joe, Jen, and Bertha were all trading Poke’mon cards when a flash of bright light streaked across the sky leaving a trail of orange smoke. The kids followed the smoke which smelled strangely of carrots. The end of the trail led to the corner of Crest leaf Dr. and Tree whip Ave. Cal gasped in surprise. Everyone jumped in alarm, “I found a penny!” he cheered. Angry kids turned away from Cal and stared up a towering ship. It was bright orange, thin and cone-shaped, four leafy legs propping it up and it resembled a vegetable. “It’s a radish!” Joe exclaimed, Jen turned and slapped him across the face, “Shut up! It’s a carrot!”

“Looks like dinner!” Cal said stupidly taking out a plastic Spork. Jen whipped around ready to slap him when a metal door dropped open in a quick whoosh. Frozen they watched as 10 horrific creatures emerged. Each with blank red eyes matted fur, missing pieces of flesh, floppy ears, sharp teeth (except for the two in front which were buck teeth), huge claws, spikes down their backs, and puffy tails. As they moved the smell of rotten vegetation filled the air. “Mutant zombie bunnies from space!” Joe yelped as they darted around a bush. Jen slapped him again “They’re rabbits you idiot!” Bunnies are smaller!” the kids peered through the bush fearfully. Bertha let out a little wail and said “They’re heading toward the Rose vine rabbit ranch!”

“Try saying that 5 times fast!” Cal chuckled. Jen pushed Cal over “Why would they go there?” she wondered aloud. “To see their bunny friends. Joe suggested. “They’re rabbits!” Jen said slapping him once again. The kids and Cal crept after the monster. When they reached the Rabbit Ranch one mutant rabbit clawed the gates of the ranch into little splinter. The mutants picked up the rabbits and bit down. Slowly the infected bunnies turned into mutants too! Hundreds of monstrous rabbits began pounding into the town some rabbits entered the ranch building. They heard a scream that was cut off abruptly, the four peoples eyes widened one mutant moaned and turned in their direction. They slowly hoped toward the, “Lets go to the Rosevine Rabbit/Space Monster Museum!” Bertha suggested. The four ran as fast as they could to the museum. They crashed through the doors and pushed a giant rabbit sculpture to block the entrance pushed a giant rabbit sculpture to block the entrance. “We should go hide in the Forbidden Archives!” Jen decided.

Bellow the museum the Archives was dark and ominously quiet. “Hey look at this!” Joe whispered. He picked up an old mildly piece of paper. Almost as soon as he picked it up he doped it in surprise. A sharp searing pain split through his skin. His flesh. Sliced in two, was oozing blood. He screeched in pain. Everyone turned petrified of what they would see. “I got a paper cut!” Joe cried, Bam! Jen smacked him. “There are more important things at hand!” Joe brought up his finger and sucked on his wound. Cal, who was leaning against a wall whispering to his beanie feel silent. Scratch… scratches... a scarping sound scratch… It stopped. Then with immense surprise the many rotting hands reached out of the gaping hole and dragged Cal in! With a yelp he was gone. Screaming the kids ran as fast as their legs could carry them, severing limbs, but tall detached boy parts reunited, crawling across the floor demonically/ With a sort squeak Bertha feel, he nerdy glasses askew. “Leave me behind!” she cried, “NO! I can’t do that!” Joe said bending down to save her.

Slap! Jen’s hand hit him hard in the face. “She said leave her behind! Why can’t you listen and do what people tell you?!” Jen snapped. Bertha was swallowed up by a mass of zombies her screaming ringing in the air.

Theres more, im too lazy to type more.



You see that hoe up there.
She be messing with my friends and I swear her a** is grass.
Look how lovely she is in the picture, editing it.
We actually made that hoe look better.
BLACK POWER.



Here is me, xDD (Im Jesus.)