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Rest in Peace Dad, 1/27/08
[~THESE LETTERS MAKE YOU READ~]
I'm Shmiffy.
I won't tell you my real name unless I feel I can trust you. If I tell you my real name, please don't repeat it to anyone.
I tell the truth, even if people don't want to hear it. I'm FAR nicer than many people think. I don't give two shits what YOU think about anything, especially if you have an opinion about me. I hate when people say I 'assume' things, and yes, I will get in your face if you provoke me.
First impressions are not essential to me, but if you come off as a complete and total idiot when I first meet you, I won't want to chance a second meeting.
Theres no reason strangers need to know my real life history, so don't ask.
If your grammar is too horrible for my eyes to read, I won't like talking to you. You can type slower, so do it.
My bitches love me.
[~FUN FACTS I WILL SHARE ~]
I am Pagan.
I laugh at overly strong religious views. See below.
I have no problem with your religion. Just don't bash mine and don't push your's on me. :/
I will most likely auto-bash uber-Christians. I mean come on, you get bitchy about people burning your churches, yet you slaughtered millions just because they don't believe in your god and burned entire nations to the ground. But see the above fact. I won't bash you if you don't give me a reason to bash you first.
I am bisexual.
I STRONGLY support same sex couples, marriage, and conception. Oh, and abortion too.
I don't give a rats a** how much your pixels are worth.
I do see myself as a b***h.
The
emoticon means nothing to me, use it all you want, it just shows me your a complete idiot.
I like to put myself down a lot.
I am a hypocrite, and you pointing out the fact that I am one will get you nowhere in life. You are most likely a hypocrite too. So in truth this tidbit of info really didn't have to be put to know.
I do not like to be accused or labeled of anything unless I myself am giving myself the label.
I don't like it when people use the 'so don't assume blah blah blah' s**t on me. I never assume anything. I base things off past experiences and current knowledge.
If you haven't noticed, I'm HUMAN, so I'm not perfect. And neither are you.
Grammar nazis can kiss my ARSE. As can beggars and dumb asses.
I spoil my friends.
I usually act goofy to lighten people's moods.
I'm NOT here as a charity either, and unless I feel like you work hard for what you want, I won't help. Don't become my friend just to get things, I'm a far better judge of character then I seem. If you just want to be friends to get some items out of me, give up now.
Do NOT send me PMs begging for items, or to links to your quest threads. You don't interest me. Just because I look rich doesn't mean I am, and just because I have a ew higher-end items doesn't make me better than anyone. I worked hard for my items, work hard for yours.
If you send me a PM begging for items, you better prepare to get your ear chewed off. I have this displayed on my PUBLIC PROFILE that I am not a charity. I'm sick of you lazy a** idiots begging me for donations. Either earn it yourself or get the ******** off the site, okay? :/ Go back to neopets or some s**t like that.
The link below leads to my quest thread. Feel free to stop by. I don't bite much.
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SHMIFFY NOTES~!
Just stuff I'd like to document. Most of the titles are self-explanatory
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