My Life so shut up and read lol

yo! so intro:
-my name is donna but i have soo many nicknames i answer to almost anything....momiji,kyoya,orochimaru,soubi,poland and sooo many others....
-im 18 and gaia is wrong my b-day is 4-30!!!
-my eyes are blue
-i have blonde hair and im not stupid!!but i do like blonde jokes weird huh?
-i love my cat!!! and my bunnies!!anything really but birds and cows..bad experiance...
-i can copy voices
-I LOATHE HANNAH F#@KIN MONTANA SHE SUCH A GROSS SLUT!!DX
-i look much younger than i am...i look 14..its weird but im cute soo HA!
-i love my friends
-im bi...just depends on my mood...girls are pretty but guys are sweeter and they dont get all P.M.S. gosh my buddies can be frightning!!!
-i love weird foods
-im a cultlz i cant walk for five mins without falling over
-im scared of sharks and gators
-I love poems
-i love scarey movies
-and music too!
-I think that Orosasu is the most awesome couple ever!!
-I love to cosplay
-I'm a pervert...hehe
ne way thats all ne1 needs to no about me without knowing me...thats pretty deep huh?

"I am like a candle in the darkness...it surrounds me but, never consumes me....I light the way of all those like me who are still traped in the forever darkness...."

ha this is funny...
fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.

fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"

fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you

fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about
you with direct quotes from you.

fake frends: Will see u cry and comfort u.
real frends: Will see u cry leave 4 5 seconds and come bak with a shovel and ask who they're burying.

fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.

fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."

fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
true friends: Will knock them the f**k out

fake friends: will see a giant spider on your bak and smak it off
true friends: most likely put the spider there

fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did