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I must add that unless otherwise stated, all art and photography on this page has been done (and (c)) by me. The stuff that isn't mine will have a link or an avi on it with a dialogue bubble, and the person either A)drawn it for me or
B)expressly let me use it on my page or
C)It is under a license which lets me post it.
'Ello!
Last Login: 10/16/2009 5:20 pm
Registered: 05/13/2009
Location: Curled up on Sara's lap.
Birthday: 01/16/1992
Occupation: Ninja
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Rainy Day Rants
A somewhat random (like me) collection of thoughts, rants, ramblings, and interesting IM conversations that nobody will read.
Let's Sing a Song!!!
He's content how it's all been now.
(there's little left to think about)
A simple man, with simple needs,
(a TV guide and iTV)
He gets this feeling everyday,
now it won't go away.
There must be something more to this,
(a dead end job, a caffeine fix)
To use his hand, then off to bed,
to phone your grams and get well fed,
But why would you want it any other way?
He's pleased with all the stuff he's got,
his matching crocs, he reads alot.
His DVDs, his tele texts, the half priced booze and all the rest.
But he gets this feeling everyday, now it won't go away.
And there must be something more than this,
concrete slabs, rows of bricks.
The Daily Mail, tea and toast, the football team he loves the most,
But why would you want it any other way?
He's lost his appetite for it,
the flavour's bland, the taste is s**t.
There must be something else missing,
a jigsaw piece that wont fit in.
He gets this feeling every day,
now it won't go away.
Oh, there must be something more to this,
(the bus ride home. the smell of piss)
Buying things to throw away, it always rings 'til saturday.
But why would you, want it Any Other Way?
Ok - Any Other Way
About (65% done)
"My p***s is so long, it stretches from A-Z on the keyboard!
Oh wait...
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It is incredibly difficult to write about yourself, so I am most likely going to bullshit this and see if it looks good.
"I think there's more than just the things we see and touch
Ghosts are playing tricks on me while I play double dutch
They really seem to like me, they're around now all the time
They stole away my social skills, they stole my sexual drive."
~
Grampball Jookabox
Ok, I was born a fine young lad in some hospital in Minneapolis. Well not so much. I had a bad temper.
Anyway, I lived up in Minnesota for awhile then came down to Florida.
Having no friends, I fell right into the social misfits, which was cool and all because nobody cared about anything.
Right now, I'm a part time retail slave, part time ninja, part time pacifistic a** kicker.
My lifestyle involves pissing traffic off, and...well...
I really don't know.
Let's see.
Long story short, (or incomplete story summarized),
I go by Felix, Fixx, Flex, or simply 'that tall mofo over there'. I am odd. I think I have ADD. I love Sara.
Life has kinda gone downhill in the past 5 years, so I have found alternate methods of coping.
And so I am the way I am.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/74/l_3f4312e60afd4423907cda9febc21629.jpg
Likes
Fixed Gear
Animals
Urban Areas
Your Mom
(most) Anthropomorphic Art
(yep)
Computer Networking
Sara, bitches!
Drawing
Friends
Pooping at work
Good parties
Catchy music
Dislikes
Yiff -pukes in mouth-
^"It's like beastality...but with boobies"XD
Yaoi -shudders-
HATERS!
Being sweaty
Douchebags
a*****e cops who stop you on your way home from work
Hangovers
MY JOB!
Wiggers
Ppl who cnt fkng tipe
People who take advantage of my demeanor
a*****e drivers
Oppressive prudes
Crowded areas
(more to come)
what's inside my bag-
You can learn a lot about someone by the contents of their bag. Here's mine. Feel free to comment.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/103/l_905777b28dc04769bad70f9e523aec81.jpg
I have a Specialized Messenger Bag (their briefcase is too small and not black) which they say houlds 2,130 cubic inches, but I don't believe it.
Anyway,
Manifest Pouch (no longer waterproof, so everything gets wet when it rains)
Bugeler,187barz paraphernalia, occasionally wallet.
Mesh Pocket:
Tools, including my Parktool patch kit, Pedro's tire levers, Woodie multitool (I own two now), 15mil wrench (not shown, on keyring), replacement pins for my pedals, flashlight (nine LED, 2 fer $5 at Advance Auto), and my taillight.
Other stuff, including my lighter, emergency change, and spare keys.
Inner Pocket: (super waterproof)
Usually some more tools. The inner pocket is mostly for keeping important and expensive stuff from getting wet, and sometimes my wallet and keys when it rains but it does hold my caffeine pills and gum.
Laptop Sleeve: (exact opposite of above)
Spare tubes, cable, and the "Beat Yer Meat" pump. Sketchbook goes in in a plastic bag 'cause there's tons of outside stitching there, allowing my sweat and water to permeate through.
Floating Around on the Inside:
90% chance I have some sort of booze. I'm a Native American and I vow to contribute to the stereotype.
Rain jacket (only when it rains), sweat towel, work clothes (only when I work), survival knife (with matches and a string saw on the inside for those wilderness encounters), Waterproof publix bag (keeps stuff like milk and ice cream from getting everything wet), 2 deodorants and Tag, change of clothes (usually just a shirt, socks and boxers, riding shorts if they're clean), some TDP fliers, and the shotgun (zombie repellent).
Exterior of bag, and on person:
Fox tail (love that bauble), random reflective leg thing I found on the street, ICE ID, 2-way (under repair), phone, U-lock, camera, cards and batteries, and my MP3 Player. Wallet too if possible. Keys, and sometimes my 15mil wrench.
I also wear clothes.
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(for a small additional fee).
PSN: FuFelix
Check out my dA.~MildlyDetermined
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Good ASVAB scores. Donate?
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It's hawt?
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Yeah..
I realized after wards I was using a myspace html code.
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Haha, that would be kind of awesome, not going to lie XD