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| They're fancy talkers about themselves, writers. If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talk about writing or themselves. |
| Sergeant Sargent Wrote: |
My character's name is Lucas Parker, and I have a story to tell:
"Lucas" is the full form of the name "Luke." "Luke" is also the name of a Jedi called Luke Skywalker. Lucas is named after Luke Skywalker. Lucas is not a Jedi, although he is very strong in the force, and by that I mean Lucas is quite a strong willed fellow. Lucas does not know who his true father is, and he never will. However, Lucas does know his mother. Lucas spends three years on a live stock farm owned by Godwin, the brother of Lucas's former care taker, Julian, but Lucas does not consider Godwin his uncle. Lucas does not go by Luke.
"Parker" is an English name meaning "keeper of the park." Lucas Parker likes the outdoors.
"Parker" is also the last name of Peter Parker. Lucas is not named after Peter Parker. Peter Parker is a Spiderman, Spiderman; he does whatever a spider can. Lucas Parker cannot do whatever a spider can, but he does do some things a spider can. Is he strong? Listen Bud, he's got superhuman blood. Can he swing from a web? Not so much. Hey man, he's not a Spiderman! |
| Latkes Wrote: |
| My vampires are tall, slender, have pointed ears, and live in the trees. They don't drink blood and are, in fact, vegetarian. They wear green, tend to keep their hair long, and act like smug know-it-alls most of the time. They like to say that they are the elder race, seeing as they live for such a very long time and have been around before humans, but that's utter balderdash, seeing as the werewolves (my version of werewolves are giant tree people who walk around when they feel like it but usually prefer to stay stationary) have been around much longer. |
| Ganapati Wrote: |
| Sergeant Sargent Wrote: |
| Ganapati Wrote: |
| Sergeant Sargent Wrote: |
I've never really had a problem hurting my characters. In fact my favorite thing to do is shoot them.  |
YOU SICK PERSON |
Most of them are vampires though, so it's okay to shoot them! One of my vampires got shot three times in the balls. Sure, it hurt so bad he probably pissed his pants, but they still grew back. |
you're sick
ITS SEXY |
| Jasper Riddle Wrote: |
| Hazel-Rah the Rabbit king Wrote: |
| creativity is the passing of genetic code onto to paper. meaning, it's when you put your own true self into words. |
So wait, bleeding onto paper is creative? |
| Nucleotide Wrote: |
| I think she uses it as an excuse to make her characters randomly Japanese-named English people in medieval England. |
| Hawthorne Wrote: |
| Sergeant Sargent Wrote: |
| KiwiOfDestruction Wrote: |
I have never played WoW.
Good thing/bad thing? |
Playing WoW is a good thing/bad thing in itself. On the plus side it's fun. On the minus side it devours your soul.
But what do we need souls for anyway, amirite? |
Souls are for soul shards! |
| The Skittle Master Wrote: |
| but story's tend to sound better to me if you don't add ther name's. cuz when you do you spesafei to much of the charicter. and that doesn't make the story as interesting to the reader's on the inside. |
| Letmecarryyou Wrote: |
| Sergeant Sargent Wrote: |
| cherry_moon_fairy Wrote: |
| Well you could always have somthing happen to them whenever they feel a certain emotion. For example, my character Luna transforms into this dark-fairy-princess-thing (Luna's a fairy to begin with) named Rosette whenever she becomes angery. |
That's not really a curse... |
******** amature, get a damn name for it, and stop reading sailor moon! |
| FISHIExCORE Wrote: |
Well, it worked for Dante.
Not to say that you're Dante, but w/e. |
| xXelloxJelloXx Wrote: |
| Sergeant Major Bloodshed Wrote: |
| Sergeant Sargent Wrote: |
By replying to this thread I am proliferating the problem of people bitching about vampires and bitching about people who write about vampires.
And so are you. |
Shut-Up! You and M always ******** up my gravy trains. If you keep quiet, I'm looking at an easy thousand gold for playing with this girl. |
WHAT THE HELL? |
| MajKai Nis has ninja tits Wrote: |
| i write for the promise of riches and exotic tail. |
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