AlbatrossInACan

AlbatrossInACan

Gender: Female

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Hi there. =) Like any true romantic, I enjoy long walks along the killing fields of Cambodia near the National Mall, bathing in the period blood of Thai hookers and their children, and defecating on city streets at night when they're all lit up. That said, I'm looking for someone who shares my interests, who enjoys children (eating them is, of course, optional), isn't afraid to make a fool of himself at gunpoint, likes music (or the sounds of Enya being gang raped by elephant seals) and just enjoys having a good time no matter what happens after the first 48 hours. I look forward to hearing from you soon, mystery man. I can't wait to get to know you, inside AND out!

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