Roses are red Mexicans are brown thats my race so don't put it down!! My MEXICAN pride I will not hide My MEXICAN race I will not disgrace My MEXICAN blood flows hot & true My MEXICAN peeps I will stand by you thru thick & thin till the day we die Our MEXICAN flag Always stands high I yell this poem Louder than all the rest. cuz every 1 knows MEXICANS ARE THE BEST!!! MEXICAN Pride in my mind MEXICAN BLOOD is my kind So step aside and let me through Cuz its all about the MEXICAN crew Life sucks and then u die but if your MEXICAN You die with good a** pride!!!!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!!!

HERE IS THE MEXICAN VERSION

Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, "The Mexican man turned around and stood up.He then said:"Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, ""when i grew up, i was BROWN, ""when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, ""when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, ""when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, ""when i die, i'll be BROWN, ""But you Pendejo...........""when you're born, you're pink, ""when you grow up, you're white, ""when you're sick, you're green, ""when you go in the sun, you turn red, ""when you're cold, you turn blue, ""And when you die, you turn purple, ""And you have the nerve to call me colored?""CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!!"