About

1. How tall are you barefoot?
6 feet exactly

2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
No....

3. Do you own a gun?
Yes..I shot Stefan with one...

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
Cat Im a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance and I-
Sorry you had to see that...

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
too many Dx

6. What do you think of when you think of hot dogs?
Should I get ketsup @-@

7. What's your favourite class?
Science in any form..expecially if Mr. Luke is teaching

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water..After I pee

9. Do you do push-ups?
I dont wanna do them Coach Mac! Dx

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No

12. Do you like the rain?
Best kind of wheather, easier to think

14. Do you own a knife?
Several, steak knives, butter knives, Ka-Bars, pocket knives

15. Do you have A.D.D?
Hell no! I got ADOS

16. Your full initials?
MJW
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17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. Should I play FFXII?
2. Rico is cute(my dog)
3. I gotta peeee!

18. Name the last 3 things you bought:
1- Ticket to Transformers ROTF
2- A Transformer XD
3- Gaia Cash Card

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink, in order most to least:
1- Mt Dew
2- Coke
3- Rasberry Ice Tea(Brisk!)
4-Water(I live in the desert, gotta keep hydrated!)
5- ....?

20. What time did you wake up today?
Almost 10am

22. Current worry?
Idk...

23. Current hate?
Paper

24. Favourite place to be
Wal*Mart

25. Least favourite place to be?
school

26. Where would you like to go?
Wal*Mart

27. Do you own slippers?
Yea..They are goofy XD

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
School Dx

29. Do you burn or tan?
I burn....

30. Yellow or blue?
I guess blue(red/black is better!)

31. Would you be a pirate?
....Only if I am a Sky pirate!

32. Last time your cell rang?
Never, I keep it on vibrate X3

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Too many XD

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Clowns o.o

35. What's in your pocket right now?
Keys

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
******** Piece of Dog s**t x.x

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
My Transformers Optimus prime one...On my bed right now XD

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Breaking ma Arm XP

39. What is your GPA?
I have no Idea

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3

41. Who is your loudest friend?
All of them....Expecially Lindsey when she yells Dx

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Frank The Pyramid Head X.x

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
..Idk o.o

44. Do you wish on stars?
rarely

45. What is your favourite book?
Pendragon,Harry Potter, Eragon,Inkseries X3

46. What song did you last hear?
The Beast of Pirates Bay

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Death death(Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil) song

49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
several things:
I got the Esper. I got the Esper!

50. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
I am hungry...


I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it ... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'


AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you