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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, Slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this in your profile. ...do i have some one i am in love with? no. do i have people i would risk my life for? hell yes.
i love the sound of rain on cement,
i love the way people dance awkwardly,
i love my friends and family,
i love stupid movies,
i love dark books that make u want to rethink life,
i love funny books that make u laugh out loud,
i love randomness,
i love music,
i love shopping,
i love the way my grandma is rude without realizing,
i love when i see a flower growing in a cement crack,
i love muscley-man boobs....hense im gonna go watch new moon!
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i adopted a chibi!
name: amEH!
likes: rainbows and sunshine
...and manga -.-
doesn't like: cheese
owner: AmAsian-GIERL-21
you can adopt one too!
adopt me!
im addicted to tektek.....:]
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*samurai mode surprised n* bring it on ninja....*runs forward* im going to get u *falls down*
*chuckles lightly* I can do that from time to time. I try to stay away from large crowds though. They make me uneasy. =.= But I have freaked people out before just because they asked me what I was thinking and I told them what I really thought. hmmmmm...I never spoke them again. That and I know how to clear tables full of people just by talking about things that are WAY out of the box. *grins* hmmmmm...that is cool and yea it sucked. =.=
THATS RIGHT AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA soooo funny!!!! (._.)-c<-_-) RANDOM PINCH
yup....it doesnt sound fun and plus it will be *looks around* dark outside.......we could be KIDNAPPED
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(nn)o
mmhhmmmm....ewww did u hear that we have to do the parade on a thursday? yup im not looking forward to it
im white emo
Then come here and have some but before that MY HAT! >=I
Hmph then I'm not sharing with you my ice cream supremo! *sits down and shares with the unicorn*
NOOOOOOO MY HAT!!!!!