1. When Lucario is near death, he doesn't get weaker, he gives more pain.
2. If you ask Jesus what he would wish to dine with in the last supper, he wishes to dine with Lucario.
3. Lucario is the epic epitome and Pokemon version of Chuck Norris
4. Lucario's aura has been known to cure AIDS, too bad the aura will result in third degree burns.
5. Adolf Hitler didn't actually die from suicide, he was killed by Lucario teleporting in front of the dictator and used an Aura Sphere on him 10 seconds before a missle destroyed his bunker.
6. When Lucario sings, he sings as if he were perpetually angry all the time.
7. When two Aura Spheres collide, it releases on explosion equivalent to 100,000 Nagasaki bombs. Luckily, both Lucarios will survive the blast.
8. While Jesus was born around the first century A.D., Lucario was born at the time of the Big Bang.
9. Lucario can square root a negative number and get a real number.
10. In the beginning of humanity and civilization, the letters L, U, C, A, R, I, and O were the first letters of the alphabet. Other letters were created to describe things that epically fail.
11. Lucario can play hacky sack with an anvil AND a bowling ball at the same time.
12. Lucario is well known in the World Guinness Book of World Records for the longest time wearing a straight jacket and a ball of chain without taking them off: for 25,000 years.
13. Even if Lucario crossdresses , he still does not look like a transvestite.
14. Lucario's Aura Sphere is preferred method of very painful execution in 35 countries.
15. Wonder how Lucario got that spike on the chest? He got when a Spartan tries to impale him with a giant spear yelling: "THIS IS SPARTA!" Apparently, we all know what happens next.
16. The CIA once sent Lucario to Chernobyl to spy on the Soviets; we all know what happens next.
17. Lucario is the reason why Carmen Sandiego is on the run.
18. Lucario dice set is the only dice set that can beat a Yahtzee set
19. Lucario once wrote a book that investigates the endangerment of Riolu, the title was once called "An Inconvenient Truth" before Al Gore took the title for a global warming film.
20. Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick every Pokemon in the world believing each Pokemon can evolve, but Lucario makes Chuck Norris reconsider when he uses the Aura Sphere.
21. The original Golden Gate Bridge wasn't really gold or orange, the color was Lucario.
22. In California, if you say "Lucario sucks," the punishment is Re-Education (Through Labor AND Pain).
23. Lucario can fly with "Paper Wings."
24. Lucario was once in a knife fight and Lucario went "under the knife."
25. While PETA is currently suing Nintendo for promoting animal abuse with the Pokemon franchise, PETA is considering having Lucario as their official mascot. Lucario responds by breaking every dogs' neck.
26. Lucario was once considered to be a holy figure of the Christians before Jesus was born.
27. Lucario's Aura is considerd to be THE best way to kill the undead in one shot.
28. What does the scouter say about Lucario's power level?!! It's over 9000!!!!!
29. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by three separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders; and the Lucario, who vaporizes the bad guys with an Aura Sphere in the name of justice. These are their stories.
30. Lucario's toilet paper consists of flat sheet cheese grater.
31. When Billy the Kid came across Lucario, he decided to commit suicide with a shotgun, since it's the less painful way to die than being killed by Lucario.
32. Lucario can kill two stones with a Pidgey
33. Lucario knows the last digit of the number e
34. Contrary to popular belief, Japan is not a constitutional monarchy, it's a Lucariocracy.
35. Lucario cannot get sunburn. He burns the sun.
36. If you can see Lucario, he knows you're good. If you can't see Lucario, you only have few seconds to live.
37. Want to know the cause of overpopulation in China? When Lucario and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked each other in China, the impact caused millions of women to be pregnant within 1,800 kilometers radius around Shanghai.
38. Lucario can play a
kendama where the ball is a bowling ball.
39. What is more deadlier than a nuclear missile? Lucario without a gun.
40. There was once a man who will vanquish all evil in Magvel. That mans happens not to be Ephraim because Lucario killed him.
41. The derivative of Lucrio is hurt and pain.
42. Lucario favorite food is chocolate. In fact, he drinks a glass of chocolate milk every day in his meals.
43. Lucario can identify. label,and travel to all 50 states of the U.S.A. in less than 10 milliseconds.
44. Lucario can easily lift a 15 foot barbell where each end of the bar is a 2 ton truck.
45. Chuck Norris never dares to roundhouse kick a gay person. Why? Because Lucario is a bisexual.
46. The only thing that could kill Lucario is alcohol and breathing carbon dioxide.
47. When Lucario gets a splinter from a plank of wood, he gives the same plank of wood a splinter.
48. Lucario have the longest lifespan of all non-legendary Pokemon
49. The Tunguska event wasn't actually caused by a meteorite, it was caused by two Lucarios using their Aura Sphere where both spheres contact with each other.
50. Lucario is the reason why Saudi Arabia bans Pokemon.
51. About 3/4 of all Lucario are bisexual.
52. Lucario can eat poison ivy.
53. Lucario solves all of life's problems with an Aura Sphere.
54. Lucario is considered to be the inspiration for the band, Rise Against.
55. Lucario doesn't need potions to heal people, he can heal people with his aura, with the side effect of Lucario hurting himself or the person going bald.
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COOL LICAULEU
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Awesome avi. =D
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Lucarios still cool but buizels minez rite now
I completely forgot all about Reno 911 !
kay. all done
*UGH* my stupid computer won't let mee!! lemme try again.
hey, you wanna trade? my red ink 4 ur white ink.
Love the Lucario Avi!
Bwa, Lucariooo. <3
*looks for how to add j00*
I knew you were trying to be Lucario! Great job!