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Dark Paladin X

Last Login: 12/14/2009 8:32 pm

Registered: 09/29/2008

Birthday: 08/12

Equipped List

Charcoal Cat Tail
Black Eye Stripe Tattoo
Ocean Wave Swim Trunks
Blue Wulf Muzzle
Blue Wulf Headpiece
Mimzy Aura
Black Leather Belt
Black Gloves
Blade's Leggings
Christian Siriano's Cream Ruffled Hoodie
Dark Elf's Aura
Charcoal Cat Toes
Icy Snug Lacy Leggings
Blue Body Dye

Gifts

1 gift received

  • Bone Scythe

    From Dark Paladin X

impressive sketch

http://img.neoseeker.com/fa/lucario_387376_dwPTF.jpg

Did not did this however, I just happen to like it

Store

Welcome to Dark Paladin X's store! Here I will sell various items from the games Electric Love Faktori and zOMG! (although I may sometimes sell random crap, but generally these items from those games).

I'll try to make a good bargain deal when selling these items. Apparently, I won't guarantee that I will always have these items in stock (particularly the jet pack from Electric Love Faktori, it's really hard to get it without powerups).

UPDATE: I will now try to sell completed recipe items, but it would be by decision. If the recipe item in the MP worth way less than it actually cost to make one, then I WON'T sell the item. However, if it does worth more than it cost to make it, then I will.

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Wish List

Questing - Kanoko's Dark Reflection
Wanted - The Nightmare 2nd Gen.

Favorite Rise Against Songs

 

Bio

Hello, I am Lucario, but you can call me Dark Paladin X. I master the use of aura, the life force, which deals a sorry pain the butt against darkness, evil, and the undead. Since Lucario can not physically talk, I will communicate via telepathy. As such, in forums, I will use the "think" post style. I will mostly hang in the Extend Discussion forum section. However, I will sometimes be active in the Gaming forum section as well the zOMG! forum section. I also enjoy the rock band "Rise Against" as well.

If you need me or comment about who Lucario is, or strategies on using Lucario in SSBB, you can always PM whatsoever.

Do NOT ask me for personal details and such. Not only it's illegal in Gaia but I fear for my safety when it comes to personal details online.

If you have no idea what a Lucario is, he is considered to be the Pokémon version of Chuck Norris

I also have nice Create your own Fluff thread.

Oh yea, and I LOATHE Conservapedia a lot. I find it ridiculous to create a online encyclopedia that is more biased after claiming Wikipedia to be biased (not to mention being more hostile and homophobic). I do visit their site to get the lol on their nonsense (particularly on the "recent news" section). Apparently, I'm going to try and expose their extreme homophobia. Read more on the my Rationalwiki user page.

Also, I have a Youtube account

my policies

I would I go through a few policies about me:

1) Posting Booty Grab results in your tank: I only post results if I manage to get at least 500 gold. Apparently, don't be sad if I didn't post the Booty Grab results in the tank. I did happen to get the 500 less gold, it's just I want to make you happy if I manage to get good results in tanks. However, if I do manage to get some item like a Hermit Cat, then I will post the results in addition to the notice of the item I've obtained. I strictly play in high triggers, although the tanks that contains at least 7 Watermeats are usually full for me icon_sad.gif.

2)Friend invites: I've been recently receiving a lot of friend invites, mostly because of my avatar that looks like the said Pokemon. While I do enjoy the praising from those friend invites, I'm afraid that my friend list may get full. So if you want to say in my friend list, you must be active within 6 weeks. If you haven't logged in or not active within the 6 weeks, expect to rip your own hair out when you find out that you aren't in my friend's list anymore.

3)I do not own any rights of the pictures in my profile pages. I just used Google to find those pictures.

4) I'll post the highest amount of gold I've gotten from playing Booty Grab in the profile so the person so the person who received that score will be pleased. The picture will change if I manage to get a higher score.

Online Petitions

Note: I AM aware that online petitions are not an efficient way to get things done, but it is a good way to strongly express your opinion.

To Aru Majutsu no Index anime in the U.S.

highest Booty Grab score from playing tanks

Brawl card

http://www.mubos-md.com/brawlcards/cards/57epbsjk.png
Click here to level up my card!

Honorary Badges

  • Eggcentric Collector[44]
  • Peelunger Pounder[120]
  • Gramster Gladiator[121]
  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Mushroom Cannon Thumper[128]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Air Fluff Decimator[132]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Garlic Harvester[135]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Skeeter Slayer[138]
  • Laceback Bootsnake Skinner[140]
  • OMG That Hurt[143]
  • Clutch Holder[146]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Taiko Drum Boomer[153]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Ghost Lantern Shadow[156]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
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Signature

Apparently, Chuck Norris enjoys turning Riolus into gold (with his middle finger).
http://tiny.cc/goldrio

Journal

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Dark Paladin X's Blog

My blog on my opinions and sharable knowledge on zOMG!, Current Events, Issues, and etc. (also, a satirical news journal coming up sometime in the future here in this blog, or maybe in a joint mule account).

My Aquarium

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What the people think about Lucario

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KIKI5102TH 10/18/2009 8:42 pm

COOL LICAULEU

Vapor Hoshi 09/30/2009 8:05 pm

-we interrupt this program to bring you a Random Moment-
Awesome avi. =D
-Now back to the show-

Kitsunsei 09/30/2009 4:38 pm

Lucarios still cool but buizels minez rite now

Prompt Adieu 07/23/2009 6:19 pm

Hahaha, thank you for the comment in the Rating Thread c:
I completely forgot all about Reno 911 !

xXBuNNieZ_Go_RawRXx 06/21/2009 9:01 am

kay. all done

xXBuNNieZ_Go_RawRXx 06/21/2009 8:59 am

*UGH* my stupid computer won't let mee!! lemme try again.

xXBuNNieZ_Go_RawRXx 06/21/2009 8:54 am

hey, you wanna trade? my red ink 4 ur white ink.

Shinobi-no-kitsune 06/19/2009 11:08 am

Love the Lucario Avi!

SonZelMar752 06/16/2009 8:09 pm

Bwa, Lucariooo. <3

*looks for how to add j00*

Bottle Shock 06/14/2009 2:23 pm

I knew you were trying to be Lucario! Great job!

Lucario Facts


1. When Lucario is near death, he doesn't get weaker, he gives more pain.
2. If you ask Jesus what he would wish to dine with in the last supper, he wishes to dine with Lucario.
3. Lucario is the epic epitome and Pokemon version of Chuck Norris
4. Lucario's aura has been known to cure AIDS, too bad the aura will result in third degree burns.
5. Adolf Hitler didn't actually die from suicide, he was killed by Lucario teleporting in front of the dictator and used an Aura Sphere on him 10 seconds before a missle destroyed his bunker.
6. When Lucario sings, he sings as if he were perpetually angry all the time.
7. When two Aura Spheres collide, it releases on explosion equivalent to 100,000 Nagasaki bombs. Luckily, both Lucarios will survive the blast.
8. While Jesus was born around the first century A.D., Lucario was born at the time of the Big Bang.
9. Lucario can square root a negative number and get a real number.
10. In the beginning of humanity and civilization, the letters L, U, C, A, R, I, and O were the first letters of the alphabet. Other letters were created to describe things that epically fail.
11. Lucario can play hacky sack with an anvil AND a bowling ball at the same time.
12. Lucario is well known in the World Guinness Book of World Records for the longest time wearing a straight jacket and a ball of chain without taking them off: for 25,000 years.
13. Even if Lucario crossdresses , he still does not look like a transvestite.
14. Lucario's Aura Sphere is preferred method of very painful execution in 35 countries.
15. Wonder how Lucario got that spike on the chest? He got when a Spartan tries to impale him with a giant spear yelling: "THIS IS SPARTA!" Apparently, we all know what happens next.
16. The CIA once sent Lucario to Chernobyl to spy on the Soviets; we all know what happens next.
17. Lucario is the reason why Carmen Sandiego is on the run.
18. Lucario dice set is the only dice set that can beat a Yahtzee set
19. Lucario once wrote a book that investigates the endangerment of Riolu, the title was once called "An Inconvenient Truth" before Al Gore took the title for a global warming film.
20. Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick every Pokemon in the world believing each Pokemon can evolve, but Lucario makes Chuck Norris reconsider when he uses the Aura Sphere.
21. The original Golden Gate Bridge wasn't really gold or orange, the color was Lucario.
22. In California, if you say "Lucario sucks," the punishment is Re-Education (Through Labor AND Pain).
23. Lucario can fly with "Paper Wings."
24. Lucario was once in a knife fight and Lucario went "under the knife."
25. While PETA is currently suing Nintendo for promoting animal abuse with the Pokemon franchise, PETA is considering having Lucario as their official mascot. Lucario responds by breaking every dogs' neck.
26. Lucario was once considered to be a holy figure of the Christians before Jesus was born.
27. Lucario's Aura is considerd to be THE best way to kill the undead in one shot.
28. What does the scouter say about Lucario's power level?!! It's over 9000!!!!!
29. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by three separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders; and the Lucario, who vaporizes the bad guys with an Aura Sphere in the name of justice. These are their stories.
30. Lucario's toilet paper consists of flat sheet cheese grater.
31. When Billy the Kid came across Lucario, he decided to commit suicide with a shotgun, since it's the less painful way to die than being killed by Lucario.
32. Lucario can kill two stones with a Pidgey
33. Lucario knows the last digit of the number e
34. Contrary to popular belief, Japan is not a constitutional monarchy, it's a Lucariocracy.
35. Lucario cannot get sunburn. He burns the sun.
36. If you can see Lucario, he knows you're good. If you can't see Lucario, you only have few seconds to live.
37. Want to know the cause of overpopulation in China? When Lucario and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked each other in China, the impact caused millions of women to be pregnant within 1,800 kilometers radius around Shanghai.
38. Lucario can play a kendama where the ball is a bowling ball.
39. What is more deadlier than a nuclear missile? Lucario without a gun.
40. There was once a man who will vanquish all evil in Magvel. That mans happens not to be Ephraim because Lucario killed him.
41. The derivative of Lucrio is hurt and pain.
42. Lucario favorite food is chocolate. In fact, he drinks a glass of chocolate milk every day in his meals.
43. Lucario can identify. label,and travel to all 50 states of the U.S.A. in less than 10 milliseconds.
44. Lucario can easily lift a 15 foot barbell where each end of the bar is a 2 ton truck.
45. Chuck Norris never dares to roundhouse kick a gay person. Why? Because Lucario is a bisexual.
46. The only thing that could kill Lucario is alcohol and breathing carbon dioxide.
47. When Lucario gets a splinter from a plank of wood, he gives the same plank of wood a splinter.
48. Lucario have the longest lifespan of all non-legendary Pokemon
49. The Tunguska event wasn't actually caused by a meteorite, it was caused by two Lucarios using their Aura Sphere where both spheres contact with each other.
50. Lucario is the reason why Saudi Arabia bans Pokemon.
51. About 3/4 of all Lucario are bisexual.
52. Lucario can eat poison ivy.
53. Lucario solves all of life's problems with an Aura Sphere.
54. Lucario is considered to be the inspiration for the band, Rise Against.
55. Lucario doesn't need potions to heal people, he can heal people with his aura, with the side effect of Lucario hurting himself or the person going bald.

Random Funny Stuff (mostly tooken online when searching Google) :P

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/95/motivator7779018fy2.jpg

Mess with Lucario, he'll screw you!


http://media.g4tv.com/images/blog/2007/12/06/633325462873135493.jpg

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4526/hurricaneikemk7.png

You can try really hard, only to epically fail miserably.


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1337cereal_001.jpg



I am kind of a dog person, but I find this to be lol:
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/loldogs-funny-dog-pictures-imminent-om-nom-nom.jpg



Коммцпisт Fluffs for ring soulbound.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9186/kommunistfluffcopyba0.png
Because Qixter cares about fairness and equality in zOMG!
Made it by myself by using the generic Air Fluff and Photoshop it.

THIS IS SPARTA!!


http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6221/optimism.jpg
At least Rina had showed some optimism of the recession.

http://images.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1226348765830.jpg.[roflposters.com].myspace.jpg
Religion sometimes have a good way to show their logic failure.

Anime roles for James Arnold Taylor

 
 
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