Details
- Last Login
- 12/06/2009 2:46 pm
- Total Posts
- 4632
- Posts Per Day
- 2.66
- Member Since
- 03/01/2005
- Location
- duluth MN
- Gender
- Male
- Website
- Personal Website
Wish List
About
[size=9]God: What is it this time Vayle
Vayle:....I have...something to tell you
God: What is it this time?
Vayle:..Umm...i kinda...started the black plague
God: I already knew Vayle
Vayle: Oh then You know about Atlantis
God: Utopia Built on water...bound to happen
Vayle:..cool cool...You know the dark ages and vampires...
God:...i found it creative...
Vayle: What about me doing Mary?
God: Hey...If no one bothered to check if she was'nt a virgin...then by all means...let her be considered a virgin
Vayle: Really!?!?!
God: Hell yea...Come on vayle..I'm friggen god..I so tapped that a**
Vayle:.........?
God: -coughs some-...
Vayle:....I'm..gonna..go watch naked women in the showers
God:...yes....you go do that vayle
Moral Of the story Kids....God's a perve And angels watch you when you shower XD
God: Vayle can you come in here i need to talk to you.
Vayle: -comes in- What is it? This better be good to make me miss my damn cartoons
God: Oh it is ..trust me...it is....
Vayle:......Ok..what is it
God: We've been having probblems....with...a girl
Vayle:....did you do another " Miraculous pregnancy" again...you sick son of a b***h...
God:...No....thats tommarow
Vayle: Alrighty then....what is it?
God: This girl...joan of arc...Is claiming that...I'm talking to her....
Vayle:...well...have you been
God: Vayle the b***h wields a sword and kills others because she thinks i'm talking to her when i'm off doing the "virgin" Mary
Vayle:......And...
God:....Do i have to spell it out for you
Vayle:...Maybe....
God: Fine what ever...I'll get phoenix to do it
Vayle: Oh ******** no I'm getting the witch theories up again
God:..........-blinks and goes and watch naked women in the showers-
Moral of the story kids: When ever someone trys to do better then you.Burn them at the stake n_n And gods....still a perve
God:...vayle...me and phoenix need to talk to you about something
Vayle: -Is playing World of warcraft- what is it
phoenix: You have a probblem
Vayle: Like....catholics blaming there probblems on the jews?
God:...something like that
Vayle: Or the fact that when Jesus was Crusified that people had no knowledge on to write type of a probblem
phoenix:....not really.....
Vayle: -Continues playing World of warcraft-....hmm...The fact that we look at people while they shower?
God: There is nothing wrong with that!!!......it's a privalage -slowly grins
Vayle:....what the ********! Are'nt you surrpose to be like..a holy god
God:......>.>...maybe divine beings have needs to......this is Herocy i say...HEROCY!
Phoenic:-blinks-
Vayle:-Sips on a juice box and blinks-
Moral Of the story kids.What ever the catholics and christians Cant solve they blame it on the jews.But remember this.If you cant blame it on a jew.just call them a herotic and perform a ritual killing......And God is still a perve.
God:....Vayle come here please
Vayle:.....what is it god?
God:....I..need to talk to you about something
Vayle:....God...please..if you're coming out of the closet..i swear...it was once in college...once!
God:...o.O
Vayle:......what is it >.>
God:i-i...started watching porn again..
Vayle:.....aaannnndddd
God:..no..you dont get it...
Vayle:...what was it...lesbian...asians....gangbangs?
God:.....no.......
Vayle:....interacial...bukkake?
God:...no..........
Vayle: Well then christ what was it o.O!
Christ: Hey i'm trying to watch naked in the shower...Damn..leave me alone!
God:.....well...you...know why ...animals...are...sacred...in places >.>
Vayle:.......that's just ...******** up o.o
God:..seriously Come on..i watched this girl get the pounds put to her by this horse...and i mean O_O WOW!
Vayle:....You're retarded....are'nt you.
Moral of the story kids.Porn is fine.as long as you dont bring pets into it Or people that own pets......that's why we have asians >> .And just remember God is still a perve.
Vayle: -Sitting down eating Steak-
God: Arg..How can you Eat that thing!
Vayle:.......With..a fork...and a knife?
God: No seriously Vayle Do you have any clue where the cow probbly once was..Seriously who knows what it ate or if it was tipped.Or is a goverment Cow
Vayle:...........A...goverment........cow?
God: Yes a Goverment Cow there secretly trained Underground.For tactical Missions And assassinations.Do you think the marines can truly handle that line of work.No...Cause cows are beings born without souls.Like asians.and the french.They have no feelings.and go into combat without regards for others.and before you know it BOOM!!! Cold war ...BOOM!!!World war 2..BOOM!! Womens rights act...
Vayle:...x.X....How in the ******** Did you get a relgion And people to even listen to you?
God: ...E-bay
Moral of the story kids:God might be Divine and holy.But does'nt mean he has to like asians...Or cows.and of course he is still a perve
Vayle:..Okay..Phoenix...God...Jaunus...Drak...You all know the game we're playing...DnD Make your characters
Drak:...Finished...I'm a half Orc barbarian With monkey grip and two war-axes
Vayle:...Nice you're Our tank
Jaunus: Finished.I'm A Night elf Rogue With 10 to all sneak attack rolls
Vayle:..Okay
Phoenic:...I'm a Half celestial Ranger with arcane shot
Vayle:....Alright
God:...I'm a Half cow human Mage
Vayle:...What the ******** does that even exist..even in a game!
God:...well...i made it
Vayle:....just be a dwarf paladin
God: hell no i'm Gonna be a half cow human mage
Vayle:...You know fine just be a minatour then...closer okay?
God: Hell no i dont get my bonus to Hide and Interigation and marksmanship
Vayle:......o.O Do you truly expect to hide your fat a**
God: Well if goverment cows can do it so can i >.<
Vayle:...Oh god damnit not this again
God:..What....How else do you think people kill thrall and Arthas in the game.with skill NO! God you n00b They summon Cowthis.the royal Cow of the Rogue clan Mooyou
Vayle:.......And let me guess you take extra damage when fighting inteligent creatures?
God:...I hate you.
Moral Of the story Kids.God Might be all Powerful and mighty.But it does'nt mean he's smart and remember...god..is still a perve
Vayle: Alright Everyone Adparently We need Phrases or saying or something to keep There "Faith" Thanks to Someone creating some wierd a** thing called a platypus Everyone Now thinks it's a plague..let us begin First up jaunus yours?
Jaunus: " Ones reflection Only reflecs Ones True nature In the Purity Of water and life " *Gives a slight smirk*
Vayle: "....Damn..."
Drak: " As Blood drips from the Unquenthed Sword Of oblivion.It is only humans Nature to furfil that Lust of combat witht he viod of oblivion.So let it be cast down in my word....Kill those who opposes you"
Vayle: " Okay..a little crazy...but it will do"
Phoenix: " Like oh my god lets go shopping! "
Vayle: "............Go kill yourself..Right now Gang bang barbie!"
Phoenix: "cant take a joke i see....anyways As the last drop of blood touches the Unstained earth Let it be my body that decays last so my eyes can watch those fade with time"
Vayle: "....a little dark but okay now Mine Let it be known I am not the Villian ..Let it be known i am not the hero.Let it be seen i am not the vigilanti.But let it be written down in time i am the one who judges my enemy"
God: " Oh oh what about me! I got one "
Vayle: " Okay why not cant be as bad as that creature"
God: " Roses are red..violents are Blue...I just pre-heated my Oven For you damn dirty je-"
Vayle: "What the hell god!!!!!!! "
God: "Great now what am I surrpose to do then.All i have are these charred looking cookies"
Vayle: "...You truly are an idiot are'nt you o.O! "
Moral of the stories kid I hit every relgion and race so dont feel offended I'll get the irish and japs too oh and remember to turn your oven off kids
Vayle: " Okay lets Make a sign for our relgion!! Consider this our day off "
Phoenix: " Okay ^.^ Umm...How about The holy grail filled with blood On one side and an angels feather on the other"
Vayle: "Very creative..Mine will of course be the Pentagram.Yea you santanic worships Out there can thank me later I do accept virgin sacrafises "
Phoenix: " Who are you talking too? "
Vayle:" No...clue...Anyways Jaunus you? "
Jaunus: " The trinity symbal with all four of our initials on it "
Drak: " Sword and shield stained with blood and guts and the heads of newly slain chi-"
Vayle: " Holy hell drak calm down we dont need the horsemen yet And you god "
God: " Oh i want a Long Smooth sylinder with a rather Flat yet smooth cone at the end And two Large Boulders at the base"
Vayle: " Oh a rocket ship? thats kinda cool "
God: " Yea....rocket ship.....lets go with that "
Moral of the story kid...If you're not retarded yet by reading these or want to kill me.Well then keep up the crusade cause so shall I.
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7429/aviart1xz2.jpg
Friends
Viewing 12 of 187 friends
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Offline
Multimedia
Signature
http://209.85.48.9/8831/87/upload/p7511739.jpg
I'm what makes you afraid to look in the mirror
*The dark kitsune Loves Sign Pictures ^^*
Fangirls= Lost count -_-
I love to Role play.Although right now i'm taking a break and going to random chat Box threads.to earn gold.
Comments
Viewing 10 of 20 comments.