MY @#$%IN LIFE U @#$% !!!

Name:Jean-Paul Gonzalez


B-Day:9/28


Likes:animals, cars, basketball, anime [obviously], rock music of all kinds


dislikes:noobs, bean burritoes DX


lives:Orlando,FL


Talents:bass guitar playing, imitting tobi and near, eating cheese 8D, farting in general xD











MY TACO FOOL! D<










DUCKEY! 8D












NOW HAVE A GOOD DAY!































































ITS THE COOKIE MONSTER :0



















































PSS: IF U JUST WENT ALL THE DOWN U R PROBALY A REDNACK OR A NOOB! >3

































































JK! >D











(y deidara hates tobi)
deidara: tobi wat happened 2 my car un?
tobi: idk
deidara: u drove it last night un :l
tobi:well uhhhhhhhh
deidara: TELL A******E UN >
tobi: i got some prostitutes and they stole it
deidara: WAT UN!!!!!!!! I SHOULD F**KING KILL U UN!
tobi: y O-O
deidara: CAUSE THE CAR COST 100000000000000000000000.5 GOLD UN! *chokes tobi*
tobi: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
konan: wtf r u guys doing
deidara: NOTHING UN!
konan: DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE!
deidara: ok tobi got my car stolen un T^T
tobi: DID NOT
deidara: DID 2 UN
tobi:DIDNT
deidara:YESH U DID
konan: *hold both by throat* TOBI U APOLOGIZE 2 DEIDARA AND DEIDARA U APOLOGIZE 2 TOBI!!!!!!!!! OK?!
deidara: tobi im sry i choked u un
tobi: im not sry that i got your expensive car stolen by prostitutes
deidara: SONOFAB***CH UN!
(chases tobi)
THE END!
wat happens 2 naruto,hinata,shikamaru,neji,sai,sakura,gaara,temari, kabuto , and tobi if they gets drunk?
naruto: pees in other ppls ramen
hinata: rapes naruto
shikamaru: is full of energy and drink 95million red bulls
neji: acts like a girl (a spoiled one)
sai: draws pac-man and plays pac-man in a game of cow tipping
sakura: acts like a prostitute
gaara: has bad memmories of childhood
temari: randomly askes ppl out
kabuto: smoke weed with his puppet
tobi: NO EFFECT!


itachi : i wonder wat pein and konan r doing in the bathroom
luffy: idk
kisame: ok when th did luffy join the akatsuki ? isnt he suposed 2 in one-peice?
itachi: atleast he has a straw hat
kisame: good point
hidan: lets do this jashin
deidara: YEAH UN!
zetsu: photosenthisis*
itachi: opens door
pein: WTF? konan: WTF?
kisame: konan and pein sitting in a TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1ST COMES LOVE THEN COME MARRIGE THEN COME THE PAPER-BABY IN THE BABY CARRIGE!
itachi: AHHHH 2 MUCH THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deidara: O.O WTFH UN!
luffy: IM GONNA GO BK 2 ONE-PEICE NOW!
hidan: HOLY S**T JASHIN!
zetsu: photosenthisis* >.> SWEET!
(pein and konan chase rest off akatski members out of base)
THE END!XD
















DEI LIKES BOMBS UN! XD


















(wat adiction does each akatsuki have)
pein: persing addiction
konan: origami addiction
tobi: fr33dom addiction
itachi: weed addiction
kisame: water addiction
deidara: suicide bombing addiction
hidan: jashin addiction
zetsu: eating ppl addiction























































































































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wat kind of person does pein like
me: so pein who do u like the most
pein: uh r u oprah
me: nu im a hispanic
pein:oh kewl
me: bk 2 my question
pein: oh yeah
me: TELL ME UGH!
pein: ish konan
me: y
pein: cause y do u think i go with her 2 places?
me: O.O SCARY!
THE END!

























































HIDANS REVENGE!
lets go bk 3 yrs ago when hidan was traveling with oro abd kakuzu one day...
oro: wat does 2 2=?
kakuzu: my balls oro my balls
hidan: no jashin says tht it is 4.......
oro: then show me your balls!?
hidan: who.....
oro: BOTH OF U!
kakuzu and hidan: HELL NO GAY BASTERD!
oro: then ill quit the akatsuki and make my own group of ninjas!
me (i pop out of no where): DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
hidan: whtf is tht!?
me: IM UR BALLS HIDAN!
hidan:rly
me:maybeh
hidans now is so humilitaded he looks 4 me 3yrs later...
hidan: (pulls out shotgun) TIME 2 DIE U COSPLAYING CRAZY PERSON!
me: dude tht was 3yrs ago!
hidan: but 1st u know where i can get some gaia online cash cards!?
me: ik u can find them in gaaras house!
hidan: thank u (shoots me)
me: x,x
(hidan leaves)
me: gets bk up * thank u bullet proof vest!!!!!
hidan: >.> FOUND'EM
gaara: wth r u doing
hidan: getting some cash cards
gaara: NU TEMARI BOUGHT ME THOSE! SAND COFFIN!
hidan: (dead) x,x
gaara: I WIN A*****E!
TEH END!























(this story i made up 1 day out of random boredness XP)
me:*wakes up and hears a moaning sound* wtf?...... *looks around and doesnt c anything* must have been some perv raping a poor little girl......
jiraiya: ~sneaks around~ i need 2 steal more condoms!!! O_O
me: ~looks at jiraiya~ WTH R U DOING HERE! ~gets out whip~ GO BK HOME U CRAZY BAKA ~whips jiraiya~
jiraiya: give it 2 me harder c;
me: WTH IM A GUY!!!!!!! ~takes xXiSakuraxChanXx's hatchet~ NOW U SHALL DIE!!
jiraiya: ~runs~ TSUNADE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX
tsunade: ~drinking sake~ wat......... ~as u can tell she is drunk as f**k~
me: ~sticks hatchet up his a**~ all done
jiraiya: y me
me: cause u were raping some1 and sneaking around my house!
<THE F**KEN END!>
C: O_O >.< @_@ o/_o $_$ =_= ._. D: CX XD <3 o//////////o
FACES OF TEH WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























































me and mah buddies danna and tobi and i almost forgot Deidara 2 ! ~


























awwwwwww pein blushing 4 the 1st time















































me and my buddy hidan and WTF! IM LOOK LIKE A GIRL IN THT PIC =w=
Most hilarious comic of dei and hidan fighting ever XD



























i got bored and decided 2 put my fav bands/singers and here they is:
1)Disturbed
2)Offspring
3)Pink
4)Linkin Park
5)Paramore
6)Guns N' Roses
7)KISS (im trying do the gene simmons tongue XP)
8)American Rejects
9)Red Hot Chilipeppers
10)Green Day
11)The Jimi Hendrix Experience
12)Van Halen (Hot 4 Teacher is a funny song and hard 2 play)
13)Rise Against
14)Aerosmith
15)Wierd Al Yankovic (he makes funny versions of songs and most of the original versions i hate C
16)Black Eyed Peas (the only hip-hop group i like only cause the have an eletric guitar play in most of their songs )
17)Tokio Hotel
these r the artist/bands i hate the most:
1)Lil' Wayne
2)DMX
3)Snoop Dogg
4)Coolio
5)50 Cent
6)Lil'John
7) Justin Timberlake (i only like his song Sexy Bk)
8)Shakira
9)Britney Spears
10)Red Man
The person i hate the most is:
LINDSEY LOHAN BECAUSE SHE STUPID AS ****!