95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus standing on the edge of a skyscraper. Copy and Paste this if you are the 5% that would be screaming "JUMP plez JUMP!" XD

white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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Abortion is WRONG!MONTH ONEMommy,I am only 4 inches long,but I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.The sound of your heart beatis my favorite lullaby.MONTH TWOMommy,Today I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see me,you could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.It is so nice and warm in here.MONTH THREEYou know what, Mommy?I'm a boy!!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad, too,and I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.MONTH FOURMommy,my hair is starting to grow.It is very short and fine,but I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it, too.MONTH FIVEYou went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby, Mommy... your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?MONTH SIXI can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!MONTH SEVENMommy,I am okay.I am in Jesus' arms.He is holding me.He told me about abortion.Why didn't you want me, Mommy?Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.

my cuzin did this one

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you.

made my first MILLION on 11/11/09

i kill people with guns made this for 2,300