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I was born about 5 B.C. That's right. B.C. Not "Year Zero". There IS no year Zero. I mean, Anno Domini? In the year of our Lord? Year zero's quite silly. Of course, me being born "Before Christ" is a tad awkward, too...

Oh, if you didn't notice... I'm Jesus. Yeah, that's me. Yes, I know it doesn't SAY Jesus, but some yokel thought he'd snag the prestige gotten from my name. So, I had to go to my Aramaic/Greek roots. Yeshua = Jesus and Xristo = Christ. Capisce?

At any rate. If you've any questions about, say, Christianity... ask. I do know a little bit about the stuff.

(Oh. And gays are okay. FYI. And Fred Phelps IS, in fact, a douche.)

Lesse... I play Yugi-Oh!, read Harry Potter, and gamble in poker. And the Rufus owes ME the cash. At least, after our last game.

Um... If you want to know more... I guess read my book? icon_sweatdrop.gif

And Gaia won't let me list the year of my birth proper. Poo.

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[RainbowD]

08/29/2009 1:06 am

[RainbowD]

lol, I never knew Jesus likes anime. x3
Robits R real! =O

08/25/2008 3:32 pm

Robits R real! =O

Why did the douches in history have to sit on you book?
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Shokai

08/15/2008 1:21 pm

Shokai

OMG! Jesus, I love your avatar!! It so looks like you. If it is okay, in your spare time, can you teach me to walk on water?
deathsquirrel

08/08/2008 11:33 am

deathsquirrel

jesus!!! can i have a bike for christmas???
L0ve Song

08/02/2008 11:20 am

L0ve Song

OMG! It's Jesus! =o You should go into the arenas.

Can I have your e-mail? >.>
Malevolent Jelly Bean

08/02/2008 5:43 am

Malevolent Jelly Bean

Hey there, Jesus!

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I AM your personal Jesus.