Quotes

"STRAIGHT PEOPLE EXIST! THEY'RE NOT LIKE UNICORNS! I BELIEVE IN STRAIGHT PEOPLE!"
-Solitude_Regret

"From my personal experiences, I have never once struck poop."
-fauxafflictionx

"I'm learning Asian culture because it's going to make me rich one day. Unlike you."
-Daniel Adama

"Rofl I've burned so many witches. I'm like lol ya they're such fags and we just take 'em out and light 'em up here."

"History is far from fact. Anyone with a brain knows that."
-Daniel Adama

"Grow up and eat a steak, commie."

"I want to milk tetris milk from your tetris teets"

"I don't view furries as gay. I just view them as really faggy individuals."
-Fursecutor

"You're like the Justice of the internet, or the... Batman of the internet."

"I still believe it's ironic that gay porn would be reported in a furry thread."
-Fursecutor

"By the way, he sounds pretty fishy. I wouldn't trust a guy who calls himself Commander Blowjob."
-The Mighty ZRex

"Democratic gays? That sounds very Athenian."

"It's like a Civil War re-enactment, only it's not based on anything and involves Lord of the Rings characters."

"Japan is the most superior country. Their technology is the most advanced in the world, and they invented the best art forms which are of course anime and manga. My favorite Japanese person is Naruto. I wear a Naruto headband and shirts with Japanese writing (I know what it says because I take japanese classes) in order to show my loyalty to our Eastern overlords. I am going to officially change my name to "Sephiroth-kun" when I'm 18, because Western names are ugly and inferior."
-coeur artificiel

"Luckily for Harry, he only ever glimpses important, plot advancing events, and never anything mundane like Voldie sitting on the toilet, or having breakfast."

"No Lucius, I told you a Big Mac, hold the pickles. Does this look like they held the pickles? I don't care what the clerk says, they can damn well hold the bloody pickles! Pick them off? No, their juice will still be on the burger, mixed into the special sauce. Just go back and tell them to get the order right this time."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone. Scary laughs are considered weeping."
-Spiracy

"I just don't want to imagine the health problems associated with ejaculating coffee."

"AND HANSEL BEGAT SHITMORE, AND SHITMORE BEGAT AZATHELBLOB WHO LIVED FOR 500 YEARS, AND MORGADETH AND SHOEHOCKER BEGAT OPTIMUS PRIME WHO LIVED FOR 600 YEARS, PRAISE LONGCAT."

"FURRY INTERVIEWS v.2 ITT: Everything is subject to moral scrutiny except being a furry."
-DementedFellow

"in retrospective, your use of wit is even worser than a 14 year old girl."

"Is Vonnegut some sort of instructional book, or is it a fiction itself?"
-Daniel Adama

"My fun doesn't involve harassing people with beastility and a**l porn while acting like that kid who pee's in his pants then decides to just go for the gusto and urinate on everything in sight in the hopes that you'll have sympathy because he looks crazy and ignore the stain on his crotch."
-GunsmithKitten

"I AM A SKILLED DEBATE TEAM MEMBER AND HAVE WON MANY ARGUMENTS ON THE INTERNET. I WIN THEM BECAUSE OF MY LOGICS, WHICH I ORDERED OFF OF EBAY. I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU. THIS WILL STING YOU AND RUIN YOU BECAUSE OF MY LOGICS AND BECAUSE I HAVE WON. YOU WILL THINK ABOUT THIS, AND MAYBE EVEN CRY. SOON I WILL ORDER VARIOUS BLUE RIBBONS FOR MYSELF FROM A RIBBON COMPANY ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB, AND I WILL DISPLAY THEM ON MY CHEST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I HAVE WON USING MY LOGICS."

"I have concluded with certainty that the reason that squall has so many rendezvous with Seifer in popular fiction, is simply this: He is hungry, and has hunger issues."
-Hotsy-Totsy Nazi

"Fine, then, you pee out of your a**s. It's all in that general area."
-Rilian Reilly Sharp

"so if a rapist is in your butt and your butt tries to poop its okay?"
-LoveLoveFire

"Sometimes, in the middle of lunch, I'll be unsure that I can prevent a pregnancy and I have to take my pants off!"

"That doesn't mean you should USE YOUR MOM'S d***o. UUUUAAAAAAGH. God, haven't you ever heard of fingers before? Carrots? MARKERS? All of those are less creepy and disgusting than YOUR MOM'S d***o."

""If I sleep with a woman, I'll have to go home and smash my piano," we imagine him thinking. "Will I still be able to drive a Volvo? What about me and Emmett's 'hiking trips'?""
-1955_Cadillac

"If the pygmies have such superior magical powers, why is it so easy to rape them?"
-Roachpatrol

"Dear vaginal explorer. Welcome! Floor slippery when wet."