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I'M ELVAXXA AND I'M PRETTY AWESOME. I USED 2 B VERY SELF-CONCIOUS B4 I MET MY GIRL, ELAINE. SHE'S THE BEST. WE'RE NOT 2GETHER (YET), BUT THAT DOESNT METTER. I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. HMM, LETS SEE... I BELIEVE IN GOD, AND I'M A PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN. MY CHRISTIANITY DOES NOT MAKE ME A PRUDE THOUGH SO DONT B INTIMIDATED. I CUSS AND TALK DIRTY NEWAYS. GOD RULES MY LIFE BUT HE DOESNT AT THE SAME TIME LOL. MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ALL DORKY IDIOTS AND WE'RE DEFFINATELY TROUBLE-MAKERS. ALL ADULTS THAT GIT 2 KNOW ME CONSIDER ME A "BAD INFLUENCE" ON THEIR KIDS. OH WELL, I DONT GIVE A FLYIN ********. HIT ME UP, I'M ONLINE ALOT. OH YA, AND I WORK AT A DAYCARE IN BURLINGTON, WASHINGTON. BY THE WAY, MY REAL NAME'S VANESSA, NOT ELVAXXA...