lol im fat :P

you think im stupid for playing with monkies, but the reality is...im down 50 bucks...

im... getting... dizzy...

why won't you work?!

don't laugh at me because i'm so handsome

im a preeeeetty girl XP

i'm sorry miss your credit has expired.

this is what happens when you take "emo" to the next level...

you can beat him.

Elmo will EAT YOUR SOUL!!!

meh hungreh!!!

Which is scarier?<-- Emo or Elmo -->

Elmo as a baby.

Elmo today.

Elmo in a few years.

Elmo in twenty years.

Elmo in 30 years.

I wear dark makeup...

Elmo makes little boys wear makeup.

My world is like Hell...

Elmo's world IS Hell.

I cut myself...

Elmo cuts other people.

I like the darkness...

Elmo likes "playing" in the dark.

And the winner is... Elmo!

F*** you announcer.

Welcome to "Elmo's World." See "Emo vs Elmo" for understanding of this joke.

So what were you saying Sora?

Well, it all began when I called Burger King...

I want a whopper! Double cheese no onion! LARGE FRI!!!

For the last time! This is not Burger King! STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER YOU ARTARD!

"And that's when I saw him."

I need a hug... please, someone, anyone, hug me! *cries*

OMG! I will hug you and squeez you and kiss you and love you! <3

I'm not sure... You've killed hundreds of my people... <.<

I have candy!

Okay! ^w^

And then?

Well, he took me to this "Heartless whore house"...

How did you know it was a Heartless whore house?

"And that's when I saw her..."

"Oh..."

"Heh heh... I think you know what happens next..."

Oh my God dude really?

Wait, why are you wearing that blindfold?

Oh, so I could picture the story- oh my God... oh my- oh my God... oh my GOD!!!

You sick S.O.B.!

Dude, I bet Roxas that she didn't have a heart so I killed her and she didn't!

Oh, never mind... But speaking of whores I saw Kairi the other day and uh...

"Yeah..."

So anyway Sora took me to this "Heartless whore house" and I saw this girl and wow..

"She was amazing..."

Wait, what was Sora doing at a whore house?

Wait, don't you wanna know why "I" went?

Because Sora told you about it right? Plus I can understand with Naminé.

What's wrong with Naminé? She's based off you.

She's a blond. And you know what they say about blonds. Plus I'm way hotter. Now what did Sora do?

Well, let's just say he "put his long hard thing into her."

...

That whore...

Oh and Roxas, me and Naminé went to that same place in the "womens' section" and Naminé um...

That b***h...

Roxas did WHAT with a Heartless?!

"Yeah..."

Yep.

So flattered that he enjoyed himself before I KILL HIM!

The confrontation

Naminé.

Roxas.

Kairi. Why? Why did you see that man whore?!

Well you sure as hell weren't satisfying me. Plus you see a man whore every day!

What?! Who?!

Wait, what? Aren't you mad at him for seeing that whore?

What whore? What are you talking about? o_O

Roxas! How could you?! I thought what we had was special you cheating mothe- Heartless f***er!

ALLAH AKHBAH!

What the hell did I do?!

It was you and me behind a giant door with hundreds of Heartless, I saw what you did before we escaped...

I'm a mouse! Heartless were the closest thing to me so f*** you!

That's exactly what I wanted...

THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!

These are my guns! And I'm not talking about the ones in my hands.

And this is Elmo's world mother f***er!

We've done good my pet, we've done good...