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Gary MthrFkng Oak

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Last Login: 04/14/2009 6:55 pm

Registered: 06/20/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Pallet Town, Ketchem Household (Don't Ask, Don't Tell)

Birthday: 03/04

Occupation: Pompous Jerk

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Gimme, kthnx. ;D

It's all about me...SO GET OVER IT!

I AM GARY M.F. OAK

The 'M.F.' stands for...something not very nice. Truthfully, that's all you really need to know. But I suppose I'd better do like every other weirdo and post up something about me that will probably end up with me getting stalked IRL. Joy.

FACTS:

-I'm awesome. You can't deny this, or you therefore divide by zero.

-Everyone wants me; your friends, my friends, your family, my family, total strangers, your mother, you, and that creepy kid that lives down the block. Yep. Him too.

-I have a LIFE outside the internet. So I won't be on all the time. Sorry, but there simply isn't another me to cover, even though that would be pretty sweet.

-I have cash. Love me.

-I flirt. I do not date. Do NOT proclaim your love to me; that's weird, and not needed. Funny, yes, but not needed. My, eh, significant other, would totally have my a** for it.

-I seem to have lost my Eevee. TT^TT It appears I have to buy him back with this virtual currency...help an awesome guy out?

-You won't know my age. EVAR. So don't ask.

I'd put up more, but a lot of people call that 'conceded'. :/ Whatever.

Wait, Whut?

You know you all missed me. You know it.

Okay, so...I finally decided to give in and help Ash with the little demon seed. And you know what? He's not so bad. Sure, he throws up and he's messy, but he's not such a bad kid. I could get used to being 'da-da'.

I think.

Eevee's back! Thanks to everyone who helped. Who's my little fuzzy, destructive pokemon? You are! Yes you are, yes you are...

Anyway, nothing else to report. Got any bitches, gripes, questions, concerns, comments? You know how to get in touch with me. Stay chill. Gary Out.

Eevee's return achieved. Thanks again!

-Your Awesomeness

You Oughta See Me Dance ;D

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I live it, you want it. End of discussion.

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Madderey 07/02/2009 8:03 pm: This picture with a naked Ash in water made me go all "bzrkqfffffffip??!". Wow. Me likey.

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Ash-y Boy-Ketchem 04/14/2009 6:36 pm: ...>///> <3
Ash-y Boy-Ketchem 02/14/2009 8:41 am: Well...since it IS Valentine's Day...I suppose I can let your behavior slide this once. <3 Happy Valentine's Day.
Lime Green Alternative 01/20/2009 2:49 pm: Thanks!
:]
Lime Green Alternative 01/05/2009 3:24 pm: Hm,
You have no idea how incredibly hot you actually sound.
Too bad there is a girl in your life.
Oh well, s**t happens.
And I love your sense of humor.
Byee Babee.
Ash-y Boy-Ketchem 12/26/2008 7:04 am: His name is NOT IMPY! And I would have had time if SOMEONE had been over to HELP!
Color Me Freaked 08/21/2008 9:36 pm: If you weren't Ashy's property, I'd totally steal you.
Yeah. I'm a creepy stalker like that. 8D
Wonnykins 07/18/2008 7:44 am: Y HULO THAR.
omjackienom 07/14/2008 12:39 pm: CHYEAH!

Yay!Thank you!
Ash-y Boy-Ketchem 07/12/2008 7:18 pm: We've been recruited to head an army of gay men! Get your helmet on; we have work to do!

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SMELL YA LATER
EEVEE'S BACK! Thanks to all who helped.