Brawndo; the thirst mutilator.
It's like a monster truck you can pour into your face!
It's got ELECTROLYTES!!! What are electrolytes? I don't know but they're extremly AWESOME. And Brawndo is full of them! And they help plants grow, which is why you should drink BRAWNDO not water because water is from the toliet and i've never seen plants grow out of a toilet....
It's got caffeine. SUPER EXTRA CAFFEINE! And five kinds of sugar, which makes it DELICIOUS, and much better than other energy drinks that are NOT DELICIOUS.
Drinking it will make you wonder why you havent crushed a human skull, with your BARE HANDS. But you won't have to because you'll already know what Brawndo TASTES, how that would FEEL, which is like having sex with a tractor trailor in a parking lot!
GRRRRRRRRR!
I just split my pants like the incredible hulk, see that Brawndo will make you need new pants, and while you're out buying new pants you should buy new shoes, because you're going to wear out your shoes from KICKING EVERYONES @$$ ALL THE TIME! Brawndo will make you want to KICK EVERYONES @$$ ALL THE TIME, which might be good or bad, either way you're going to win, because Brawndo will make you WIN in things you're not suupposed to win at! Like YELLING, Brawndo will make you WIN AT YELLING or maybe instead of YELLING something else, like JUMPING, or WAVING, because you'll be able to wave your hands REALLY FAST, and you'll probably become INVISIBLE which doesn't even make any sense.
But if that doesn't doesn't happen you'll probably just end up RUNNING SOMEWHERE, which is good if you like RUNNING, but even if you don't run it'll make you WIN AT EXERCISE.
screams.
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Totally got Brawndo from me sweetie :3
D; aww!;__;..damn...
well i guess ill give that game a shot too.;o ill add chu when i go on one of those.x3...
-sigh- kk see you!-huggles back- ^.^
woaaa ;___;
where are chu?
you completely disapeared!
i dont see you online and you dont send anything either!
talk to me when you can!cause im worried! DX -cries-
Sorry I missed your birthday but I hope it was AWESOME!!! <3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! biggrin biggrin
have a rock an roll b-day
Happy birthday! Beijing Olympics... X3
Hey there girly, I'm wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! today in case I don't make it on tomorrow lol Hope you have an excellent day and that you receive some things unexpected =)