YO. Name's Klein.

And LET'S GET THIS FAWKING STRAIGHT.

I'm a SUPER VILLAIN.

In HIGHSCHOOL.

I fawking LOVE colors.

PURPLE being my favorite.

That KID next to me. He's MINE. HANDS OFF, BITCHES.

I DRAW s**t. Link...somewhere on this page. CHECK IT OUT.

Me: Josh, can we buy a bouncy castle.
Josh: Well, YEAH.
Me: Awesome. Can we fill it with plastic balls, like a ball pit?
Josh: Definitely.
Me: So...what about alligators?
Josh: ....what?
Me: Like, in the ballpit.
Josh: Wouldn't they nom on us?
Me: They'd be trained.
Josh: Oh, right. How ridiculous of me.
*silence*
Josh: We need to buy pantsuits. Like, get you a woman's tuxedo.
Me: Pantsuits are fawking HAUTE.
Josh: I was thinking the same thing.
Me: Oh, do you get it off to pantsuits, eh?
Josh: No.
Me: Even inside a bouncy castle?
Josh: No.
Me: Even if I was in the pantsuit?
Josh:....well, more likely then. So, yes.
Me: I'D BE NEKKED UNDER THAT PANTSUIT.
Josh: I would assume that'd be a given.
Me: Oh. Right. DAHOYYYYYYY.
*pause*
Me: BOUNCY CASTLES!!!
Josh: ALLIGATOR MOAT.
Me: OH THE FRACKING HUMANITY.