Oh hai.
I'm Jacinda. Cuban-American.
I WAS Sadistic Parade, but I chose to change it just because.
I'm a writer, atheist, republican, and the CB is my home. Kthnxbai.
Oh, and btw, STFU.
"I always thought your sexual
fetishes were pretty weird, but I played along anyway,
and now I can't get off unless there's several
crates of citrus fruit involved.
Thanks a lot."