Hola senior! My name is Juanito Chikito Burrito the third! But
chuu may call me Susan!
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Don't make me go SASUKE on your a**!
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"Don't worry! They won't hurt you! Unless they decide to hurt you!"
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"Yuki! Yuki! I lost my virginity!"
"What?! No! ...I found your virginity! ...I took your virginity! 
"
"Oh~ Yuki! Take it again!"
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"How're we gonna get across?! How're we gonna get across a pit. Of bubbling. Mud?!"
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... *pulls out hat-shaped pillow slowly... ve~ry slowly* ...
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I smack you wit a papah!
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Let's join up, guys~!
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"--Even though that stuff will never happen, 'cuz I killed his a**. "
"
Shush."
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The girl stared at the other female, the one she considered her best friend. She had been thinking and was in a world of her own, only to be snapped back to reality by an over-exaggerated facial expression being played on Hana's face.
"THIS FRY ISN'T
CURLY!
I AM PI~~SSED!"
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"KAH-GAY BUN-CHIN NO JUHT-SU! 
"
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*[burp]* ABAAA~!! *[/burp]*
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"SHA-REEN-GONE! "
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"I wonder how many 'Chin's' there are in China..."
"I don't know. Probably one on each person."
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*chu*
*chu*
*pushes them apart* ARE WE LEAVING, YET, GUYS?!
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"*offtune* 'cuz every time we TOUCH, I get this FEEL~~ING! And every time we kiss, I SWEAR I could FLY~~!!!"
"I SWEAR to you, if you don't shut the HELL up, I will take this ENTIRE bucket, butter it up, and SHOVE THIS THING RIGHT UP INTO YOUR RECTAL TUBE!"
"... ... WELL! SOMEONE needs to learn how to handle their sexual frustration."
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"*watching a movie* ...Bulls... hit? "
" It says 'bullshit,' Cassie."
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">w>... Yuki... Do you like Sergio?"
*Hana and Yuki share a look and laugh*
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"What are we?! A BUNCH 'a LOSERS!? Ahahahahahahaha!"
...
"Well... I thought it was funny..."
"Do you have more than one pair of pants?"
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"But, authentic means 'fake', right?"
"Authentic means 'real'..."
"Oh! Haha, well my wig said it was 'authentic hair' and it's fake, so yeah!"
"Well, maybe that means that the wig used real hair!"
""
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"*picks up* ...Ah, hello?"
"*french accent* 'Allo~! This is Rebbecca!
"...Uhhm..."
"I'm, ah, wanting to talk to Josue~!"
"Oh, I think you have the wrong number, sweetie."
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"So, yeah, the technology is now so advanced that the robots, they're the new lifeforms now."
"I keep smelling my dogs' farts."
"Bo dag it."
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"I have to take a shower." *starts to leave*
"What?! No!"
"Yes!"
*arguing about it ensues*
"I SMELL."
*awkward silence*
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Wanna buy some dead babies?
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"Make a wish!"
"Swish!"
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I always wondered if I was a freak of nature, turns out I'm a wolf. lol
My thinking process is so foreign compared to others, and I believe I'm way too nice for today's world.
fml.
orly?
Do you guys nerdsnort when you laugh? Like "nkgkngkgkngkk"
omg. being a nerd sounds fun.
Oh, no worries. I was always a naturalist when it came to defence. Anything they'll throw at us, I'll deflect with my awesome ninjassin powahz.
*strikes a stealth pose*
lololol.
You know what, you should think of bananas. That way you'll never forget it.
Nana the banana.
hurrrr.
lol
Oh, society. It's so silly.
Spock actually scared me the most. My dad loved Star Trek so he'd watch it all the time.
I'd just run outside and play with the neighborhood cats and dogs until the neighbors/my parents would find me sleeping by a giant willow tree ten blocks away from home with a kitten beside me.
Oh gee. If kids did that now, they'd get raped.
I lived life dangerously, yo.
I fell into a nerd phase. Then ppl poked fun at me, so now I'm an undercover nerd.
I play video games and geek out on comic books/books in general almost daily.
"1971 is sex"
I believe Gaia is on to us, Yuki.
ninja
Oh that's awesome. The name looks like it suites you.
I used to be Japanese-obsessed as well. Well up until Inuyasha came out and everyone goggled their lives out on it.
Then I was like f'it. >:
I'm Nana, btw.
Wtf. So society has been bullshitting the true reality of Lala Land this whole time?!
gonk
I figured it'd be a happy-dappy-go-lucky kinda world, with happy-dappy-go-lucky kinda people.
I guess the meanness of man-kind will never go into a state of hiding regardless of where you go.
Remind me to omit Lala Land from my future travelling plans.
mad
Spock always scared me.
Star trek gave me the willies when I was a kid.
Though I really wanna see the movie. It looks so awesum.
As for the captcha, you know what?
Gaia wanted me to type "Giant Contributions" but I read it as "Giant cUntributions" cause the "O" was cut up.
>:
yukiyukiyuki.
Is that your nickname or something?
Really now?
I've always wondered what Lala Land would be like.
What the phud.
Your avatar looks like it came out of Lala Land or something.
Lab//chow , that sounds like a really weird combo o_o;;
Thanks ~<3 Cute name for a super cute puppy >w<
What kind of dogs are they ?
And she is a blue0fawn red-nosed pitbull 83 Her names Pixie Faye
Ya wai - I got her on Saturday . ^w^ She is the cuteness .
But you're lucky , you have 3 ;w;
I gotsa puppy >//w//<
Well then , SLEEP MOAR ! D8<
So guess what ! ;D