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God, what the hell do you want?

Ugh... what the hell do you want?
Oh, you'e some idiot who visited my profile.
Lemme get a few things straight to you:

I'm male. Don't ask why my avatar is female.

I'll kill you if you insult me. Literally.

I'm smarter than you (unless your username happens to be "Am I L Yet"...)

Now that you know your place around me, I'll tell you a bit about me. Keep in mind, I'm trying to keep my identity secret.
Name: Let's keep it at "Mello." (Or, if you're feeling 'Japanese,' メロ)
Age: I'm eighteen, almost nineteen.
Location: You're kidding, right?
Gender: MALE.
Likes: Chocolate, leather, crosses, asserting myself, a select few people.
Have a rival?: Yes. >.>
Any lovers?: No.

Anyway, you needen't know anything else, you wretch.
Oh, and to satisfy Matt's sick desires...

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Say anything mean and eat my bullets

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Am I L Yet 12/03/2009 4:34 pm: Meeeelllo. <3
Hello, darling.
Am I L Yet 08/18/2009 8:46 am: Good morning, Mello.
I avoided the rhyme that time, are you happy about it?
Anyway, how are you? I hear you just came back from a long trip.
I missed you.
Sort of.
Oh, and L probably wants us to work together on something.
Yagami's back, and gayer than ever. >.>;;
Matty Shoe 08/18/2009 8:41 am: Hey, baby!
I'm back from my long road trip across the California deserts!
God DAMN I got SO high.
s**t was SO CASH. >|

So how you looking, man? <333
Lullaby of a Jagged Heart 08/18/2009 8:35 am: Hey, b***h.
You're dead.
And I stayed alive longer than you did.
So suck on that, f*****t.
Misa-Misa Kira-Face 04/11/2009 1:45 pm: ...May I put lipgloss on you...? =D

MISA MAKE MELLO LOOK PERTY! <3
Misa-Misa Kira-Face 04/11/2009 1:44 pm: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/14778142/

o:

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/4356377/

o:<
Lullaby of a Jagged Heart 01/28/2009 1:07 pm: Hm, thus proving that you're not really a man, because you've obviously never seen a real guy - L was skinnier, and I'm /much/ hotter.

That's a woman expression - real men's hips don't talk, b***h. Now, really, go make me a sandwich.

You mean your death wish to go run around and get killed by a crazy Kira woman, who was naked? How ingenious. I /do/ wish /I/ had thought of it.

How /crazy Russians/ say it - not civilized people such as myself.

Everyone's a little bit. c;

I have been looking at your pics, and to put it bluntly - you're fugly.
With a capital "F."

Yeah, I do.
I kinda want to drop her, but... eh.
iYelloMello 01/27/2009 2:41 pm: -sigh- ..Does it matter? We're all dead aren't we?
Misa-Misa Kira-Face 01/27/2009 1:36 pm: ....Bishie... ><

...D=

CHECK YER MAIL ON FEELING WITHIN! >,<
Misa-Misa Kira-Face 01/27/2009 1:28 pm: LIGHT-KUN IS NAWT KIRA! >< ...>///< ..../YOU'RE/ KIRA! Yeah! You Bishie!!! >< WIF A CAPITAL B! ><

..Guess what part of my body I named Pink Floyd. =D

God, what the hell do you want?

Say anything mean and eat my bullets

Gimmie.

YEAH, LIKE YOU'D /WANT/ TO TALK TO ME

LISTEN TO IT, NOW!