Tucker: Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.
Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.
Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Church: Oh.
Caboose: I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?
Tucker: What? No.
Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?
Tucker: Damn it, no, Caboose, I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my ******** sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.
Tucker: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Some slimy-toothed monster scared the crap out of Church! Ha-ha!
Tex: He didn't scare the crap out of him. He scared the *soul* out of him.
Tucker: Oh, it's Church. What's the difference? His soul is made out of crap... stupid crap-for-soul!
Church: For all I know, he's in there chewing on my body right now.
Tex: Well... then let's go get this big 'thing' of yours.
Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Tex: Oh, shut up.
Church: Shut up, Tucker.
Tucker: Somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Tucker! Shut up.
Tucker: I came here to lay some pipe... bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Tucker!
Tucker: So I hear you've got sisters - bow-chicka - who are twins - bow-wow!
Church: Shut up...
Tucker: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Church: Shut up!
Tucker: Bow-chicka-chicka-bow-wow-chicka-chicka-bow-wow-chick-chicka-chicka--bow-wow!
Church: Shut up. Shut up! Shut... up!...
Tucker: English 101. Remedial kick a**!
Tucker: Church! WAIT!
Church: Huh?
Tucker:CHURCH HOLD ON A SECOND I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!
Church: Tucker what what is it?
Tucker:I just wanted to say I gotta hard line Tex could use...Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
Tex:How did you even here that!?
Tucker: Pfft. I'm like superman...I know when I'm needed.
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your ******** ugly...whore..
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste & send
I hope it gets better...
It's really wearing away at my self esteem to be constantly yelled at...
Now I feel like I'm whinning ^^;
I finally replied to the roleplay ;D
Sorry about not replying to the roleplay too quickly
I've been having more parental issues then normal lately and it's sapping my creative mind D:
I'll try and reply as soon as I can
sorry my bad with the address
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=16588921
passing by to say hi
Answer and post to the great question here if you wish to http://www.gaiaonline.stay as com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=16588921
Kinda' tired D:
I've become something of a maid for my family for which I am not happy at all...
Recently discovered that my house (I don't call it a home anymore) hasn't been a home for about 6 years now and the fact that they moved me across the country doesn't help much either...
Talking to Jessy alot ^^<3
Getting nightmares more and more frequently D:
And suuper happy that my twin is back on Gaia ;D
OMG! Yay! Hello twin! ;D
thank you ^^
^^ yay!