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My Id is a sadist, my Ego, an egotist, and to top it off, my Superego is just a sexually frustrated narcissist.


*Formerly Tindomerel

Many people dream of traveling far from home... some of us dream of not having one.

I've had a love-hate relationship with Gaia since '03 (that makes me a true oldbie, gosh I'm cool!). I have to take very short visits followed by very long breaks, or I would loose my mind. That's why they call me whiskers.

"I choose to live and to lie, kill and give and to die, learn and love and to do what it takes to step through."

I love LOST. PM me to talk nerdy about it.

I am pregnant a mother and pro-choice. I will defeat you.

Democratic-Socialist, pro-death penalty, pro-euthanasia/mercy killing/assisted suicide, pro-stem cell research, anti-(the current)war, pro-gay marriage, though against marriage of any kind personally.

I went to and graduated from Le Cordon Bleu. I'm a culinary genius and I work in the banquet kitchen of a five diamond hotel. So, yeah, you're pretty much pwnt there.

I don't eat blue or green candy.

Religiously, I believe that the true existence of any form of deity is inherently unknowable, and utterly irrelevant to how we should live our lives.

"Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sign of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

I have a hard-on for nutrition. Pretty impressive considering I'm female.

My mom is a vegetarian, and I respect that, but if you tell me I can't eat meat because t3hz animalz have a soul I'll kill you.

I absolutely, positively hate... yes hate PETA.

"I do fear bears. They're giant, marauding, godless killing machines. Owls are a waste of my time."

I like taking caps of funny stuff in GD. Laugh here.

Serial killers are fascinating.

Indie as ********, no lie.

Even if I agree with you, if your argument sucks, I will argue with you.

I think it's sad that most of ED has been reduced to a poo-flinging festival.

Richard Chase was the craziest ******** to ever live.

Oh, and nochnoy dozor is the best. We're pretty much better than anyone else.


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That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. Now, I know some of you are going to say, "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works.


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And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own midwest, and as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear, and terror possesed me then.

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them.it.is.the.holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
"Can I get an amen?"
"Amen!"
"Can I get a hallelujah?"
"Hallelujah!"
"Thank you Jesus. "

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isabella jolie

11/04/2009 5:45 pm

isabella jolie

smile thanks
Dey Call Me Uhh

11/04/2009 11:59 am

Dey Call Me Uhh

thank you for the purchase and nice avi 4laugh
isabella jolie

10/30/2009 2:56 pm

isabella jolie

wow, i love your avi!
Dark17Angel

10/07/2009 3:34 pm

Dark17Angel

Oh. Right. Well, in a few years, I'm sure I'll sound older.
Dark17Angel

10/07/2009 6:22 am

Dark17Angel

I beg your pardon? I'm sorry, I don't think I'm following... :/
wakusei

09/20/2009 7:27 pm

wakusei

Haha, well I am a Pastafarian pirate for International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Not specifically Mosey, though. But why not?! whee
xx__Lady Stardust

07/17/2009 11:43 pm

xx__Lady Stardust

Thank you :] So do I!
Mightyenapup

07/17/2009 3:28 pm

Mightyenapup

Awesome music, man! =D I looked at your profile because of your username... I'm in effing love with Lateralus. @.@
Duct-tape Weenie

07/10/2009 12:53 pm

Duct-tape Weenie

Haha I get the Rouge thing all of the time.
Thanks! :]
Fonzareli14

06/23/2009 9:33 pm

Fonzareli14

really? i want her? im over 18 now smile . i'll take her! i think she's super sweet.

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