Being that I am incredibly lazy, I've outsourced the writing my About Me section to a small child in some obscure third-world country (Canada or something).
Since he has never met me, all or part of this section may be completely insane. If you have a problem with what I have done, imagine that all of the 'R's and 'S's are backwards, and therefore adorable.
I paid him extra to use lots of bad words.
That having been said,
Keep these things in mind.
I am better than you,
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
But if it makes you feel any better, I'll tolerate you if you promise not to be stupid.
I want to ******** murder you,
But I'll do my best to resist the urge.
Maybe.
I'm afraid like hell of unicorns.
But not really.
Wouldn't that be weird, though?
I love some things,
But I don't feel it necessary to tell you what.
You might use them against me in a time of crisis,
And I'd hate for you to think you have an advantage at any time.
That's enough for now.
I also would love any sort of art,
So keep that in mind. <3
And here are some adjectives.
They describe things.
